Jesus. My kid would have nothing left to wear. All she ever wants to wear are hoodies and skinny jeans.

Second, most insurance policies don't cover over the counter medications, and without insurance, birth control would cost most women $600 a year or so,

wtf is wrong with John Boehner's face. He's like... leathery. What the hell.

omg yes, the FLEAS. How could I forget about the fleas? Our cats were strictly indoors-only, never set foot outside, but at least three or four times a year we would be overrun with fleas and have to get drops for the cats and spray everything and vaccum a couple times a day for a week or so. My daughter is allergic…

It's because anytime laws come up that might regulate this shit, people yell about MAH PERSONAL PROPERTY and MAH RIGHTS and GUBMIT INTRUSION IN MY PERSONAL BUSINESS RAR RAR RAGE and nothing gets done.

I used to live beside a hoarder and the roach situation was horrible. We were constantly getting roaches, snakes, mice, and rats—I kept a clean house but our houses were only a few yards apart and it was just a steady stream between the houses. Also he had a shitload of old tires in the yard, which made a fucking…

Yeaaah. Ovarian cancer is serious business and so hard to detect until it's very advanced, but it's not sexaaaay to promote like breast cancer so no one cares. I'd love to see uterine/cervical/ovarian cancers get the research dollars and "awareness" that breast cancer does.

and Nicki Minaj is not on the standardized tests! you know we must use every second of every day to prepare for the almighty test. we can't even let kindergarteners do plays or have naps anymore.

My husband used to LOVE Cheerwine. It was his favorite thing ever. Then we moved from SC to OR and he didn't have any for a long time. My parents came to visit and brought him a couple cases of Cheerwine and he was so excited.... and then he drank one and was like "ugh". He lost his taste for it, I guess. He was so…

Yes, I am.

I think it's referred to as "pink crap" because it makes far more money for the NFL and Nike/Under Armour/whoever than it does for actual breast cancer research.

Anytime someone refers to women as "females" I automatically picture them as a Ferengi.

I wish someone would bring this comment out of the greys.

but my sister's boyfriend's mother's friend's neighbor's cousin's girlfriend drank water with paprika every day and it cured her hyperthyroidism/ALS/cancer/arthritis/lazy eye/cystic fibrosis and i don't care what you say it worked so there.

and those two jobs need to demand he have open availability and change his schedule every week, never giving him anything predictable, so he has to end up dropping one of the jobs!

It drives me batshit when students expect that just because they worked really hard on something that they should get an A. I mean... sometimes you work really hard on something and it just doesn't turn out. I've been trying forfuckingever to make a really good loaf of bread. Every single loaf turns out like a brick.…

That was my thought too. Possibly he thought that anyone crazy enough to lock someone in a cage might just kill her outright if they thought the cops were on the way? idk.

Except vaccines DO matter to people other than you, because if you're the asshole who doesn't get the shot and you get infected, you could spread it to people who are too young or too immunocompromised to actually get the shot.

I have two problems with alternative medicine:

"Well I have a friend whose son had that same thing - well not that same thing but something like it