mah tax dollars blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

lol the government does not guarantee a base to anyone's maternity/paternity leave in the US. try again.

mine is when he meets little Forrest for the first time and he's all "is he smart or ... [is he like me]?" ALL THE CRY

and onion-free. Onions are bad news for cats and dogs, and so is garlic.

Oh yeah, all that stuff is long gone. I went to Winthrop 1993-1997 and it was gone before I got there, though I remember it being there from previous trips to the town.

I don't understand what it is about a barista that makes their job tippable when other counter-service/drive-thru workers don't get tips. (I used to work in fast food, in highschool/college, and I was a waitress in college.) If I'm just ordering a plain cup of coffee, I'm not tipping. If I order something fancy or…

A+ application of gif

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Is that the mall that used to be on Cherry Road in the very early 90s?

probably because in most baking you need the chemical reaction that sugar/honey/molasses provides; splenda just doesn't cut it for baked goods.

except the Targs were all about the incest

some cattle farmers do this when a mother cow wants to reject her calf (especially in cases of twins)—rub vaporub on the cow and calf and sometimes it confuses them into accepting the calf again.

crispy or gtfo.

I think it only makes sense for people driving/flying, using machinery, operating on people, responding to emergencies/fires, or similar jobs where it's absolutely critical not to be impaired on the job. If an airplane pilot or surgeon is impaired on the job, someone's probably going to die. If random cashier at KFC…

they say this as if every person ever has had to take a drug test, too! I never have, and neither has my husband. but OMG EVERYONE HAS TO TAKE A DRUG TEST. (not.)

I've never had to take a drug test and I've been in a professional career for almost 20 years.

re: child care providers: I was a teacher for 14 years and now I teach at the college level. I have never had a drug test, none of my student teachers who are now teachers have had a drug test, and none of the students I have taught that have gotten teaching jobs have ever had to take a drug test. None of the…

When I was a kid in the late 70s/early 80s my parents used to love taking us to Hilton Head. This was way before it turned into all exclusive gated/golfing communities and wasn't so expensive. We used to like Myrtle Beach too, but it's so commercial and nasty now. :/ The Oregon coast is gorgeous. It was hard for me to…

yeaaah the whole Oregon coast is just lovely. I come from the deep south where the beaches are nasty and crowded and hot, so driving along the Oregon coast and going for long stretches and seeing no one was wonderful. And the lighthouses, like Heceta Head! Beautiful.

any argument where you try to compare slavery/the Holocaust to anything except slavery or the Holocaust, you automatically lose. Anyone who might have been possibly willing to entertain your ridiculous ideas before no longer cares.