Citrus Magic was THE car freshener!

It was SO BAD! The script was just cringeworthy. Terrible to the point of being amazing(ly terrible).

I love this show! Even my SO is down with it. It’s pulling in pretty excellent ratings (per meta critic, rottentomatoes, etc), so I don’t think its in danger of being yanked anytime soon. Still, totally agree—everyone should watch it! I never thought this would be up my alley but it’s so smart and refreshing.…

I just joined bookofthemonth* and am about to start reading one of the two November “picks” I got tonight! Either Barbara the Slut by Lauren Holmes (a collection of short stories that “sees everything through the lens of the young, the sexually alive, the humorous. It is irreverent in a way that turns a gray day…

Misinterpreted “cold syrup” on first go to mean “syrup for treating colds” and 1) agreed, fully then 2) went down the rabbit hole.

Nude eyeliners are where it’s at! I have that same Rimmel liner and also recommend it. I’ve never liked the way white eyeliner looks on my eyes. No matter how much I spend or how carefully I tightline my waterline, I end up looking like a weird doll. Which, fine, there’s a time and place for that look—but generally…

Eeeee! She has such a majestic fluffy tail and dainty little feet! Such a cutie :)

Wait. This is a normal-ish price...for preschool? Where babies eat paste and bite each other? JFC—how has this happened!?! $18k bought one semester of tuition at my private professional school and even with loan forgiveness/assistance programs, those payments are like a mortgage. For a house I don’t even have.

I wish I could star this 50 times. YES.

The psych ward theory changes everything—I could get behind that.

I hate Catcher in the Rye. It’s the OG angsty teenager novel: “Holden is just so relatable because he swears and drinks and smokes and is disillusioned with life...just like me! Ugh, Salinger just...gets me, you know? Everyone else IS fake and pretentious and i’m just searching for an authentic life experience but…

It’s like an audition tape for the role of “Evil Stepmother”.

JLaw’s dress is whatever, but this interview question from the link kills me:

This was fascinating!

“If I can’t be right, I’m going to be shrill and insistent until you concede that I am right! On some level! I SAID I’M STILL RIGHT! Maybe if you squint and forget what I said but I’M NOT WRONG EVER, GOT IT?!”

Agreed. The potential amount of fun you could have vs the potential amount of dead you could become? PASS.

Agreed. Our hypothetical litmus test for whether or not we could conceivably work out as a duo “forever” was: if everyone we knew and loved fell away and we were the only two left...would that be enough? Yes? Cool. Everything else is compromise. Sometimes that may mean that we will go to events and hang out with each…

YES. That is a perfect description!

I’m guessing he’s eaten it a few times and thought that slipping this little tidbit into conversation would make him seem interesting/adventurous. Shoulda gone with boudin noir or something, Brad!

I’m in the apparent minority here, but I love Ryan Adams AND this cover album.