A few months ago, I was picking out a vibe at a sex shop when I noticed a college aged guy wandering around with something clutched to his chest. Kind of a deer-in-headlights look about him. He was cute! I ended up behind him in line, and (because I’m nosy) leaned around his hunched shoulders to see that he was…

The Weeknd always reminds me of a Fraggle.

Seriously glad you pointed this out, because initially that pic had too much of an “accidentally made eye-contact with a pooping dog” vibe. Like...he looks ashamed, I felt ashamed for looking at him, it was just bad all around. Apparently they captured him mid-morph into Colin Farrell, thus explaining the pained…

This compilation is the most delightful thing I’ve read all day.

Oh my god. Serena! It’s like a bad romance novel set in a 1920s logging town, where everyone lives in one of 4 pre-fab buildings and there are soap opera fade-outs during sex scenes. I can’t believe it’s a real movie that was made by these people in 2014.

Have you seen those sinks made for rinsing vegetables? I forget what they’re called, but they’re shallow (maybe 6-8”), wide, and WONDERFUL. I’d never seen one til some friends hosted a holiday party last year after a remodel. It looked and sounded so bourgeois, but it was actually the most utilitarian thing in the…

That response to taking nudes was so cringe-worthy. Oh honey...all of our boyfriends are watching porn. If you wanna look relatable, admit you took some photos when you were kinda drunk and feeling so hot you needed to text your bf to get a booty call.

It was great because I think most of us have either been/had that “party friend” that you’d never bring around your regular friends in the cold light of day. Because stuff like that actually happens and it mortifies everyone! Unless you happen to be the party friend at that particular event, that is. Then it only…

The execution wasn’t *quite* there, but I loved the last sketch.

But now I need to know what Ryan Reynolds thinks about mines. Like would he be down to race carts over barrels in one if there was treasure at the end?

Isn’t freezing your eggs quite expensive? I remember reading something about storage fees in addition to the prep meds and extraction procedure costs—it seemed fairly prohibitive for most women ($10000 or so). If that’s still the case, egg viability testing/freezing certainly don’t seem like the sort of procedures…

Poor Kate. Making that “I am genuinely interested in this!” face every time you go anywhere must be fucking exhausting. I would need a secret room in the house/palace for my quiet nightly mental breakdowns.

That is perfect!

GTA V is a game where you can commit grand theft auto, grand theft motorcycle, and maybe grand theft airplane. There are two characters names Trevor and Michael and they dress like total assholes. Michael looks like he’s in his 50s and has been punched in the face a lot. They carry a physically impossible amount of…

Whoa! That’s easily the most interesting thing about the mafia I now know—thanks for the link!

I was totally expecting her to find out that he'd installed toilet cams.

Oh my god, yes. It’s so rare to see someone holding a knife and fork correctly in a restaurant that I will comment on it to whomever I’m with when it happens.

As a fellow EDS-er, I can only imagine the agony. I am so sorry for what you’re going through. Hang in there, and don’t be afraid to ask for more pain control when you need it.

All of the reviews said fur doesn’t stick to them. Could it really be?! These are the towels dreams are made of. Just ordered 4 off amazon and am sad that I have to dry off with my inferior, fur/lint-covered loop towels until they get here. Thanks for the recommendation!

Were you my college roommate? I was the Drunk Fairy (changing her clothes and bedding while she was passed out so she wouldn’t have to sleep in barf). We never talked about it, so idk if she even knew it happened. I like to think she remembers it like a weird dream, though.