I wouldn’t fuck with Oak at his funeral.

Oakley’s Wikipedia page at the moment:

Serious scholarly thought? Not really. Academic history doesn’t deal much in counterfactuals.

It was real awkward at home when the same man yelled at Steele to “get in the hole!”

This is a relatively normal foul, but it’s not particularly good or clean defense. He clearly sticks his foot out into the dribbler’s path and makes a bit of a reach with his right hand, but his torso doesn’t go anywhere. He’s not even trying to put the guy off his path.

I agree. But we need to come up with an acceptable alternative to “women.” “Girls” is belittling, but “women” is just too damn formal! For guys, we have, well, “guy(s),” and “dude(s),” because saying “man/men” in every context would just be weird. “Gals” will never work. Ever. “Ladies” can come off as sleezy.…

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

Thank you to everyone who set me straight. I apologize for not being able to read.

I will say that the Weeks 11-15 DVOA of 16.0 for the Falcons is a lot higher than I would have expected, and I am not sure how to explain it because the empirical “eyeball” evidence conflicts. DVOA is a valuable analytical tool, but it’s not perfect and even though it tries, I don’t think it always tells the whole…

This is a fair critique. But the Falcons’ weighted defensive DVOA (which discounts the first six games) still ranks 22nd. And they’ve really only shown a marked improvement defensively since Week 16. Click here and scroll to the bottom.

Your analysis of Atlanta’s defense isn’t wrong overall, but it completely overlooks a highly relevant point, which is that the Falcon’s defense is very, very young and a lot of those outrageous DVOA numbers and such were piled on in the first two thirds of the season. Over the last third of the season, the defense has…

Yeah, but I can’t believe he did a 720.

Dude, it’s 2017. Get your “facts” out of here.

T-minus five minutes until your uncle’s Facebook explodes about a Mexican stealing something on his way over the wall.

I’m torn. I’m a veteran of the 1st Iraq Shit Show and the Cold War. I didn’t join out of patriotism, I was in a crappy small town and I wanted out. It worked. Being the military actually MADE me a Liberal. (Kind of hard to hate people for the color of their skin when you share a life with them, hard to hate…

Sort of easy. It’s a secondary terminal for LIRR, but you can’t drive to the games, if that’s your thing, and being that you’re coming from Long Island, it is.

Vick likely punched a female student and kicked her in the face back in December 2015 and January 2016.

Denver had a 16-0 FT advantage in the 3rd quarter alone, 35-17 for the full game. Granted the Suns tend to shoot a lot of Luol Deng-esque 22 footers, but still...

This seems to be an opportune moment to remember the real launch of Tigermania. Hard to believe this was eighteen years ago, before he won his first Masters.