This sometimes doesn’t work; we do a core swap, like an A/C condenser or water pump (not the housing,) in order to save on up front costs...in which case, the “core exchange” fee shouldn’t have a markup. This only happens on smaller, dispensible parts, like A/C/heating/cooling parts. Even if your mechanic does this,…

Yeah, when it comes to the more expensive stuff (crate motors/transmissions, rear ends,) we just show the customer the best place to buy it, let them pay for it personally, and then we install it. I think we charge %30 overhead fee on a part we get for %35 discount, so they get the part cheaper than anywhere else, and…

Unless you shit in the tub; plus, since this is a sports-centered blog...don’t pro athletes take ice baths?

Wait, WTF is a fake marshmallow? I agree, I’ve never bought marshmallows once as a grown-ass-man, but if I did, I’d probably kill the entire bag in one sitting. This is coming from someone who likes neither Peeps OR S'mores.

Yeah, I think I’m the only human being alive left who eats the fuckers...it’s not like they taste bad, or have a bad texture...it’s just more or less, “What’s the point?” Although, I would be curious how many people eat dinner mints after dinner...not those crappy Starlight peppermints (fuck that shit,) but actual…

Well, OK, got me there...atleast the Starlet was rare...but I see these everyday. BTW, looking for a decent FC35 locally. :p

Or a death wish.

Did a 69 Volkswagen not too long ago...the positive went from the speedo, to the flasher relay, to the wiper motor, to the four-way, to lighter...then just one ground, spliced several times, that grounded to the firewall twice. Was surprised the fucking thing didn’t catch fire.

Yep...battery.

Remember the twin-engine Prelude a few months back? $24k or something ridiculous like that? Or the $10k Starlet....wow. If you’re interested, there’s a 70’s era Rabbit on Boone CL for $750...not only does it run, it comes with oil and filter! Just air up the tires, do a quick oil change, and you have an original…

And since when are aerial vehicles allowed? The Mach 5 placing 6th? Have you gone mad?! BTW, Tim Burton’s Batmobile was a Batmobile...the Tumbler is not a Batmobile. It is a slap in the face of primordial humanity. kthx.

Am I the only one who thinks its horrendous? The only thing worse than the Tunbler is the “new Batcave”...”But it can be anything you want!”, says anyone slapped by me, ever.

No, it was Caitlyn Jenner.

I’m gonna go with clam chowder. I like women like I like my cars: slow, boxy, and with high frontal impact crash test ratings.

It’s a gimp SUIT, so, naturally gimp pants were provided.

Yeah, I talked to my sis the other day...she lives in Wilmington, NC, and apparently when she worked at McD’s she found a dead body in bathroom with the needle still in his arm. Ugh. Apparently he had been there for hours, ‘cuz his skin was all blue and shit.

Or be ladylike and just squat.

Agreed. You absolutely HAVE to test drive a car when it comes to mechanical issues...so what if they stopped to pick up lunch? Not a big deal...

Wait...why do they have a pace car? It’s not like you can do laps on PP...

Wait...the R32 is a supercar now? Yeesh...