Oh man, the second chance to post this today!
Oh man, the second chance to post this today!
I foresee an upswing in pervy losers on the train being "accidentally" stomped on while acquiring their creepshots.
Empty beer bottles, crumples newspapers, ash...YOU GUYS MY KITCHEN FLOOR IS A MASTERPIECE. I'M FINALLY USING MY ART DEGREE.
Why is that every time Idris Elba opens his mouth and talks, magic happens? His words are like beautiful white…
Ha, she didn't turn off the surveillance cameras in her own store before getting super-felonious all over the damn place. The perfect combination of wicked, incompetent, and stupid.
Being pregnant, I have them in my sleep. Crazy awkward waking up next to your hubby the first time and trying to figure out what happened.
selling heroin from her post at the drive-through window