Someone below noted that he may have been forced to be a drugs mule. I think another reason might have been that he was feeling sick and thought the bags might have broken open and he wanted medical attention asap. Or, he was supposed to smuggle something back to Thailand and thought an Australian prison sentence…

rectum? damn near killed him!

a full pound?! that’s nothin. i went to buffalo wild wings last week and pooped out stuff i ate in college.

Ok SwiftCo, just because you got caught in one lie doesn’t mean you need to start throwing them around wildly. Nobody is going to believe that Tom, who stammered like an idiot in front of the paps, wanted to be more public.

lol yah riiiiiiiiiiiight like anyone believes that TOM is the one who wanted to be public. sure.

Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.

If anyone did deserve it, it would be him... But if we’re going to say that women prisoners being assaulted is wrong, I think we have to say the same about prisoners of all sexes and genders.

When I want to learn about oppression, I consult the most attractive blonde girl I can find.

I’m pretty certain they’ve also had Craig James, who killed five hookers while at SMU, on that network as well.

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

“I’m strapped in for the good shit, Tomi. Fuck me up.”

(Given that she’s a hot blonde white chick from the heartland who went to college in Vegas, there’s a pretty decent chance that that video already exists in the wild)

“Previously unseen footage”

porn consumption rates are between 50% and 99% among men and 30% to 86% among women

This assumes they actually serve a purpose. Seeing that 99% of the things in this game don't, I think it's a safe guess to assume they're working as intended (by having no function).

Another tried stuffing a golden ball inside a Portal:

Guess they are not thinking with portals

Nope. From the article: