Everything you just mentioned is literally old-school peasant food. Keep complaining about “bourgeois food” while you buy boneless, skinless chicken breast at the grocery store EL OH EL.

The Aristocrats!

... have you ever even been to vegas? You get show tickets and free dinners galore. the casinos know if they give you shit you’ll probably come back to their casino after you do some non-gambling stuff, whereas with downtime youre likely to go to another property.

...which sounds hip and cool until you remember that They Might Be Giants were one of the most annoyingly precious bands of the 1990s.

Late February birthday here, gotta agree with you. However, I’m a dude, so I’m not sure if Valentines/bday gifts get combined for the ladies.

I’m a student at Mizzou, and there’s about five hundred “open letters” going around from random white students, all of whom claim they aren’t racist but still think that the Concerned Student 1950 protesters shouldn’t be protesting. What should I do when people share this on my facebook/twitter? Unfollow? Mute?…

Right? “I hate the Kardashians so I can have no sympathy for a grieving widow” is absolutely the most disgusting mindset to be proudly displayed during this media cycle.

I’d also say Khloe, as well. She seemed to genuinely love Lamar and eventually left him due to his inability to get his shit together - I can’t even imagine being in her position.

Buffalo Wild Wings’ hot sauce can’t melt steel beams

the negroni is so good the Italians decided to stop inventing cocktails

I think that you probably just did more to reinforce why people think 'snobby' wine people are insufferable, than you did to refute it.

“Wait, when normal people stop working they stop getting paid? That’s messed up.”

I never thought I’d say this, but I’m pulling for A-Rod to pass everybody. Fuck it, I want A-Rod to hold the career records for homers, RBIs, hits, and literally everything else. I want Rodriguez to start pitching and win a fuckload of Cy Youngs.