Everything you just mentioned is literally old-school peasant food. Keep complaining about “bourgeois food” while you buy boneless, skinless chicken breast at the grocery store EL OH EL.

1. Luke was supposed to have a bigger role, but they didn’t want to overshadow new characters.

The Aristocrats!

... have you ever even been to vegas? You get show tickets and free dinners galore. the casinos know if they give you shit you’ll probably come back to their casino after you do some non-gambling stuff, whereas with downtime youre likely to go to another property.

Would be really helpful if there was a sentence after each bullet to say what the spoiler was in each of those movies...for those that can’t or don’t want to watch the video.

...which sounds hip and cool until you remember that They Might Be Giants were one of the most annoyingly precious bands of the 1990s.

Late February birthday here, gotta agree with you. However, I’m a dude, so I’m not sure if Valentines/bday gifts get combined for the ladies.

I’m a student at Mizzou, and there’s about five hundred “open letters” going around from random white students, all of whom claim they aren’t racist but still think that the Concerned Student 1950 protesters shouldn’t be protesting. What should I do when people share this on my facebook/twitter? Unfollow? Mute?…

I’m sure Microsoft was really aiming to convert the “still puts a dollar sign in place of the S in Microsoft” demographic too.

Right? “I hate the Kardashians so I can have no sympathy for a grieving widow” is absolutely the most disgusting mindset to be proudly displayed during this media cycle.

I’d also say Khloe, as well. She seemed to genuinely love Lamar and eventually left him due to his inability to get his shit together - I can’t even imagine being in her position.

Don’t mind him, he’s just bitter he can’t text and drive as much as he’d like with all these cyclists around.

i assume those cyclists pay state and local taxes, along with property taxes for their homes. also, all of the cyclists i know own. vehicles. this fictional non-car owning character you’ve made up is rare.

Buffalo Wild Wings’ hot sauce can’t melt steel beams

I’m okay with grown adults enjoying toys like this. Hell, when my kid is old enough for this stuff I’m sure I’ll have fun with him, though we we will actually be playing with these toys, not putting them in a locked cabinet who’s glass panels have to be cleaned three times a day to remove a mysterious buildup of goopy…

the negroni is so good the Italians decided to stop inventing cocktails

I think that you probably just did more to reinforce why people think 'snobby' wine people are insufferable, than you did to refute it.

“Wait, when normal people stop working they stop getting paid? That’s messed up.”

I never thought I’d say this, but I’m pulling for A-Rod to pass everybody. Fuck it, I want A-Rod to hold the career records for homers, RBIs, hits, and literally everything else. I want Rodriguez to start pitching and win a fuckload of Cy Youngs.