Pennies. They’re just dead weight that slips to the bottom of your bag and tires you out faster. Especially if several houses follow suit.

1. I’m glad my apartment doesn’t allow trick or treating (it’s a garden-style apartment with a fuckton of stairs and balconies and a below-ground area, a death trap for clumsy, excited kids) so I can buy all the candy I want and not have to worry about lying to children that I don’t have any.

It’s very good.

Men who complain about things like that are men who need a woman’s sexuality but only when they can control it. It’s not your sexy to to enjoy and give. It’s theirs to have a take.

Should have just said, “Then I’m Nat Turner motherfucker!”, and stabbed him in the neck with his #2.

Gravy is gonna be her nickname.

Don’t. Have you see his snacktaku review? It doesn’t seem to be worth the plastic cup it’s served in.

When your team is one step closer to making a species extinct

I see Kentucky is NOT on the list! Eat it, Kentucky haters!

37. In a row.

i may get less at mcdonald’s

Some of these posts make him sound like an asshole; but the hunting of big game does not anger me,

Great, now I've been made to feel inadequate by my personal lord and savior. Jesus hanging some real impressive dong right there.

As I replied to Diffikult D, in that case it is not so much the Allied response I find pointless as the root of the war itself. As this story proves, the average German solider was not an evil and coldhearted killing machine. Yet these men were manipulated into a fervor of hate under which they killed and were killed…

In that case its not the war that seems pointless to me but the loss of human life. The average German solider wouldn't have conceived a plan to exterminate entire nationalities by himself, but he was manipulated into killing and dying for that cause.

Whenever I read a story like this, I'm always saddened by the pointlessness of war and the loss of human life. These stories demonstrate that we are capable of behaving humanely to each other, yet it only seems to happen briefly.

@Moses Hightower: I suppose not.

@LaComtesse: But this doesn't even have to be cynicism. Many people who advocate for alternative medicine have convinced themselves that doctors don't care about their patients. Hold them in active disdain, even. In their minds, doctors are greedy butchers and whores who poison our children and carve up our bodies…