Pennies. They’re just dead weight that slips to the bottom of your bag and tires you out faster. Especially if several houses follow suit.

1. I’m glad my apartment doesn’t allow trick or treating (it’s a garden-style apartment with a fuckton of stairs and balconies and a below-ground area, a death trap for clumsy, excited kids) so I can buy all the candy I want and not have to worry about lying to children that I don’t have any.

It’s very good.

I still think all the Chrises need to star in a movie together, playing the exact same character (rogue cop who has a heart of gold as he breaks all the rules kind of plot) but every scene is just a different Chris, and it is totally played straight.

All Chris’s are frozen in ice and thawed as appropriate.

Pratt - that space movie with Jennifer Lawrence

Pine - this

Evans - Captain America’s central plot device

ME TOO!!! I’m so ready....

I’ve wanted Mysterio as a villain since before Andrew Garfield got cast as Spidey.

I hope you all remember I have been wishing for Mysterio in every damn comment section in which we have discussed this. So you can imagine how extremely happy I am that they are now casting Mysterio. I’m trying to pick a perfect gif for my excitement, but I can’t find one that fits my reaction. So I’m gonna settle…

Men who complain about things like that are men who need a woman’s sexuality but only when they can control it. It’s not your sexy to to enjoy and give. It’s theirs to have a take.

Should have just said, “Then I’m Nat Turner motherfucker!”, and stabbed him in the neck with his #2.

Employment quotas, boy that sure sounds like affirmative action to me, which ol’ Keebler isn’t a fan of.

I intended to skim through this article. Instead I read the entire excerpt. I’m going to have to buy this book.

I’ll ‘ship it!

Gravy is gonna be her nickname.

Wear glasses people. Who cares what they look like.

I didn’t learn about the inverted Greek penis size thing until recently, but I always assumed that if some rich dude commissioned a statue of, like, Heracles or something the artist was just careful to make sure the statue’s dick was smaller than the guy paying for the statue. Would you want to spend a bunch of money…

Better yet: Elon Musk hires Ian McKellan to reenact the scene in full costume, driving a Model 3 with a giant “M” on the hood.

I take it you’re a fan of The Greatest Generation podcast?

Don’t. Have you see his snacktaku review? It doesn’t seem to be worth the plastic cup it’s served in.