Sunday. And she’s gay! Hurray!

I did the horror, to many dongles attached to each other the lose of power in them the horror.

If I was president I would open all doors that way.

WTF, how does someone go from sleeping to sex in a few seconds, what made him think that was OK, come on dude use your tiny brain, the person turns around (already a red flag they are not even looking at you) and is crying. I don’t care if you dick is big, Stop, shit why is that hard for some people.

Man I think the other way, I have to have a good story to get into a game. ROFTR did not have that for me but uncharted 4 did. But I get your point you like the fights I like stories, different people like different things; there is more than one way to skin a cat.

Fuck dude, that made me laugh and cringe so hard.

is michael dorn the only one that should be able to say female then?

Mate it’s just not a strong enough flavor for most people. That’s the problem. I love vanilla though.

Hey I like vanilla pudding

Holy shit it does, cannot unsee

I want to say that it’s NBC fault, with me not owning cable, and how their dumb for not pandering to me, but honestly even if they did I still probably would probably ignore it. Because while great that humans can do that crazy shit, I really don’t want to waste my time watching things like a guy jump over a…

add a little honey to the onions while caramelizing them. fantastic

All cargo shorts wearers unite if we collectively don’t care what BIG fashion wants, they will relent and cargo shorts will be cool lets do it by not caring.

I’m 21 and I don’t care about impressing anyone anyway. Cargo shorts forever!

If I wore shorts that short my underwear would be almost showing, You have to wear briefs with that shit and no just no.

Nah dude that is great.

I wish I could give you all the stars but alas, I can only give you one.

Am I late?

That was actually interesting, I now want to know what antics him and his cult are going to get into. Henry publishes a new novel and sets a hidden message he intends to make their lives better but gets mistranslated to something completely different. He trys to continue his love but the cult keeps getting in the way,…

At my work one day someone shit on the floor in the women’s bathroom, when I heard of this I said “sounds like someone got schwifty.” I post this because no one at work got this and I was sad throughout the day.