Tried my best, still pretty bad

What? that is funny yet random

That honestly made me laugh more than it should.

“Yes, my obscure reference to a comic book is hilarious” laughed the nerd in marketing.

That is great, now the lava cake makes sense.

I feel like the west is turning into arrakis, water is a sign for wealth. Next thing you know you will be wearing suits that gather water from the body and insulting people by saying you are not worth your water.

Sorry moved comment? Weird, ignore the previous post. Thank you.

I don’t know what happened here. My comment just moved weird.

WOW, so she just assumed you were Christian. I hate when people just assume things about you. I had this one time in middle school, I can’t remember what they said but they were like “you should know right, your Jewish,” I denied it because, well I am not Jewish. The whole class got in on it It’s OK if your Jewish…

Don’t back down man. The worst that can happen is she never trusts you again.

Oh my god I hate that so much. I DON’T CARE that you can memorize a book. However maybe if it was harry potter I would be impressed actually.

I have a relative who still cracks up over walking into that movie assuming it was just a movie (and he’s honestly a pretty devout guy, but still), with a big bucket of popcorn, soda and a box of candy. He said people were in their in their church clothes eyeballing him like he just pooped in the pope’s shoes.

“Oh...well, that’s going to get infected.”

Yo, Frankenstein. It’s like the original but with more slang.

Ya probably selling chicken

Ya their are a Jewish race but they are also a religion, The people descended from the 12 tribes with I am pretty sure is still a thing so Jewish people I think (not 100% sure) can be a race.

That’s racist dude, however if I did that I would end up making my nose. Its big

I am now going to try to make this.

I am a male and this sounds painful and horrible.