Fuck Metallica.

This rodent streaker popped in on Tuesday's Wichita State-Kansas game.

I know what the negro leagues were, I was commenting on the pronunciation

I think the reason it's not reported in the US is because no one cares!

As someone of Irish descent, I will agree to change Redskins at the same time that Notre Dame agrees to change their name from "Fighting Irish" to something less stereotypical.

I never played for the Jets, so there's that.

He looks sad, sure, but he'll recover quickly. He doesn't have the right mechanics to stay in a downward spiral.

This is why nobody reads newspapers anymore. The talent level just sucks. And then we get uneducated bigots like this.

Not to be confused with Morales Clause, which allows Floyd Mayweather to duck out of any fight that anyone wants to see.

Re: Migraines. Seriously, if you call a regular headache a migraine, fuck you. 3 out of 4 of my immediate family get legitimate migraines and have special medication for them.

This isn't as bad as the time David Carradine was left hanging.

I think any time you end up playing for the Jets you should probably fire your agent.

I'm a guy, and I get aural migraines that make me go blind, half my body goes numb, I lose the ability to speak and can't even remember how to spell my own name. People that fake migraines are ASSHOLES, simply because the proliferation of fake migraines has led to me getting a skeptical "sure you are, asshole" look…

These are the same ASSHOLES who will discuss Tim Tebow for days at a time. These fuckin guys...

I appreciate what you're trying to do here, but no matter what, you will not get me to click on a clip of ESPN's First Take.

As long as we're promoting stereotypes, how long until he drowns in that pool?

I'm sure he'll be a fine addition to a team looking to add some depth to their defensive backfield.

Why are they so happy to hug Goodell? Can someone please explain this to me?

Am I the only one who read, "digitally penetrating," and initially thought, "Man, kids and their facebook these days! How does that even work?"