I forget the comedian who said it but the joke goes like this

Same. It tastes like low fat mayo that someone accidentally spilled the little sugar bowl from that morning's breakfast into.

I just want to commend the DS staff for having better coverage than most major media outlets. Well done!

The local newspaper may have been "ashamed," but the New York Post showed little compunction in immediately labeling the reason for the game's end as a dangerous criminal.

Considering that I think she's actually a man, liking girls just makes her heterosexual.

Are we sure it was two people and not one person and his fake roommate?

All I need to know about them is they're used by fucking cowards.

Now he's just talking out of his ass.

If you want to A) feel better about yourself, and B) not deal with the pain in the ass of going back there and explaining everything and working it out with them, put some money (and the receipt if you want to) in an envelope and mail it to them anonymously with a note saying "you undercharged me by a lot on some wine…

Totally agree. It's not just the best Die Hard, it's the best action movie, period.

Yeah, I can't see shitting on your own cock and balls possible even if you were trying to do it intentionally.

Excuse me while I call "bullshit" on the last email. How the fuck can you shit on your own balls, or dick for that matter? It's not fucking possible. Don't give me the "Must have big balls" bit, because that's also horseshit.

What's with you and Leitch both hating on Die Hard With a Vengeance? It's the best Die Hard, and I don't just mean after the original. Jeremy Irons, Samuel L., great dialogue, great unrealistic action scenes, just a total classic.

And just hope that Mr. Bevaloqua (Who? Mr. Becaloqua, the Gym Teacher) isn't the only one monitoring the race....