W8 Passats,VW Phaeton and V10 TDI Touaregs . VW answering question no one asked.

To quote Hemingway,

Automatic transmissions and cupholders are the down fall of civilization.

Damit the scratch and sniff feature stopped working on my monitor.

It’s all about the shoes. Shoes selection makes or breaks an outfit.

Quite happy. Acrylic heels and all. A proper posting.

Ugh. Those are the worst. Your tacos ends up smelling like rancid sausage or your stuffed crust has funkedified cheese in it, instead of funkedified cheese blend in it. The difference is subtle, but significant. 

Any gal that can match her knickers to her car is a work of art.

I owned a Dodge ACR Neon Coupe. It was built on Feb 14 1998. The car was black. One door handle was painted black, the other was not, it was just black plastic. It took me a while to notice it. The dealer tossed a painted door handle on the car.

Lack of acrylic is what is wrong with her sole.

Will it get me laid?

Going to come right out and say it... Dee Snider. We all know that’s him.

I approve of the garters. She has a look about her. She would be quite rude to me, and I wouldn’t notice or perhaps mind.

Now those are funbags airbags...

I would waste a Saturday night washing and waxing

No need for Acrylic heels. She is pert enough.

Acrylic heels would go a long way in helping with her

That’s some slingshot she has on. She should take it off before an eye gets poked. Or something gets poked or what... huh... droolllllllllllll

Rectum... Damn near killed her...

With those knockers... I wouldn’t care what time she came a’knocking by to deliver ah....