Will we ever get that affordable Black Widow action figure?

The heroine of the Hunger Games series is a brunette...

Sort of? Without spoiling, the worldbuilding of the first movie was deliberately artificial and not designed to be a real model for society.

This is the truest truth. I actually come easier and much harder from vaginal intercourse. But if a guy doesn’t attempt, without prompting, to mouth schuck my giggle oyster I'm pretty much done.

I have a hard time getting off from it too. It’s amazing as a warmup, but I generally don’t come from it.

Oral sex is pretty much the only way I don’t orgasm. Maybe I’ve only had dudes go down on me who are bad at it, but it’s always long and tedious for me. I’m OK with never receiving oral sex again.

Dudes, first time I tried a blowjob I messed up and got a wad right in my eye. It was bright red for two days. Guess what I did not give up on.

I thought the first Star Trek was brilliant, while the second one was not bad either. What issues did you have with them?

I want this to be so big that Disney will lock JJ Abrams down for the rest of his life and keep him the fuck away from Star Trek.

Seriously people, the Millennium Falcon is 30+ years old and it can still out maneuver a TIE Fighter.

“Ohshitohshitohshitohshit I only got past turn it on in the training!”

How are they even getting away with that? UGH ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS SHIT

Let’s keep perspective here. This is the same state that is closing 31 DMV locations, citing funding. This disproportionately affects people of color, as the DMVs are in predominantly African-American counties.

This “machine” thing sounds so Skull and Bones. I’m off to read more about this and maybe even the Illuminati now. Like, is this real life?

What the fuck is wrong with white people and status issues? They straight up don’t care if people think they’re racist because they care more about appearing “proper” to the people with “status.” It’s so repulsively class-based and so... 1950s. How the fuck is it 2015 and we’re still having COLLEGE STUDENTS so wrapped…

I’ve been eventually dumped or rejected or made to feel like shit in some capacity by almost every dude I’ve ever fucked or wanted to fuck and yet somehow I’ve managed to never mass murder

Not really. They should have some sort of contact verification set up, though, so they can can provide identities and locations for law enforcement in such cases. Would help deter this sort of thing from happening and improve their reputation.

It’s unbelievable that Kickstarter has no liability in any of these cases.

This is... amazing.

It’s a slow decline. Probably about 7 years? Since we had kids. Not that kids destroyed the marriage - I would never say that - but children are extremely stressful and now I can see that there were small fractures and cracks that were there before and the stress weight of the kids has made the small cracks into…