I bet people have to talk very softly there.

:-o

We got married at the Mutter Museum which is filled with parts of dead people; does that count?

gran is bae

“Look at what you made us do”?

Since the police motto of “To Protect and Serve” is obviously irrelevant, what does everyone think a suitable replacement should be? “To Menace and Harass”? “Do What You’re Told”? “You’re Lucky If We Don’t Kill You”?

So do cops receive any training, or you know, even ADVICE about keeping citizens alive during confrontations and arrests?

What was the official cause of death? You can’t put gross negligence/incompetence/outright malice of shitty cops on a death certificate.

My family tended to use the same funeral home because the couple who owned it was very nice and the location was pretty central to everyone. My grandmother, though, always noted how many rings the woman wore.

You and I both know dead bodies rested on that furniture and it’s futile to believe otherwise.

In the town where my husband grew up and I spent most of my teen years, we had two funeral homes. One was crazy expensive, and the other was also a furniture store. So most people in town bought beds from the same place that they visited dead people.

Huh.

Did the blue steak guy look like this?

So this is Adventure Time’s own Jar-Jar Binks... It must die.

Or have you?

The friendzone just got more complicated.

Let’s do this...

you need content to compete in 2015

“I don’t have to suck the woman’s asshole 24/7 to be her friend”