Goddamned hippie. Global warming is a hoax—it snowed where I live just a week ago. We need jobs and who cares about a bunch of ocean rocks anyway? It’s not like we can squeeze oil out of them.

Yes. Dan Shaugnessy.

“Barking carrot” is the perfect description of ol’ Shank. Bravo.

I’ve never got over the bullshit of Cyborg getting a spot into the JLA, but as if that wasn’t enough, he will have a solo title in the new continuity. Come at me, but I’ll never stop saying that Cyborg is a third tier character that wan’t good even into the Titans, let alone in the League or solo.

Some people, when they are deeply concerned, start to cry. I’d hate to see that.

His family home was an oleo home.

It’s mostly me yelling at Ballaban that he’s “a loose cannon” and telling him not to “get personal.”

Oh, I bet we can do good and still make SOME fun of each other.

Proposed Jalopnik crime division: Jacopnik

I truly want to hate Calipari, I really do. But then I hear pompous fucktards like Coach K, Williams, and Boeheim spewing their bullshit and I don’t.

Charismatic, no. Talented, no. Unique, almost certainly.

Ryan Howard is doing the same thing with the Phillies.

Underemployed Farting Object

You stupid Empire shill. When are you finally going to get woke to the very real issues of institutional discrimination against nerf herders? Have you no soul?

Brothers and sisters, show some solidarity here. Whether you herd nerfs for your livelihood, or shepard tauntauns, or even if you’re just a lowly bantha…

This is what happens when political correctness catches up with old movies. People who actually herd nerfs were now offended. No one can even make a “you might be a nerf herder” joke these days. No, we have to excuse the comment by showing him actually herding nerfs - not that there’s anything wrong with that - so…

Well something has to elicit your comments, no?

How did it negatively affect you?