Really, though, Jim Tomsula deserves a lot of credit for last night. What a coaching job. Hopefully he gets some dollar bills in his spare-change cup today.

Sounds like Peterson wants a switch.

Were you all, “hey, everyone really seemed to like that menu, Dave. What did you think, Dave? Were you a fan of it, Dave? I think it could’ve used some more garlic, Dave.”

In a few weeks we’ll find out Kostek is actually 40 cans of Bud Light in a wig.

That’s where the similarities stopped.

Why would anyone tell Rashad not to score? That doesn’t even make sense. If he scores, it’s a two-possession game with about a minute left, and it’s over.

When I managed a Borders we were also responsible for this small calendar kiosk on the other side of the shopping center. I was there covering someone’s lunch break and this crazed woman came over demanding why we had no bichon frise calendars. The dog calendar people were always the weirdest.

Oh horseshit.

The history of that man and his administration are a complete embarrassment to our country.

One day, an email showed up from fiverr.com with a link to download my order. Apparently (blacked out) I had gone on the site and paid an English voice actor ($5) to record a voicemail message for me. I had instructed him to imitate Michael Caine and provided a badly spelled script. I still use it to this day.

A bag of Communion bread. My college roommates and I called the “Jesus chips.” Got drunk a few times after that and resorted to eating them with nacho cheese or salsa.

If he were a real Dodger fan he would have been listening to the double as he pulled out of the Angel Stadium parking lot.

Floyd’s not even the best ever in his own weight class. Sugar Ray Robinson would hand his ass to him on a plate at 147, a welterweight Leonard would beat him more times than not, I’d give Willie Pep, Pernell Whitaker, and Emile Griffith all shots against him...he is, at best, fourth, behind the two Sugar Rays and at…

A tad bit easier for minorities.

I love every time I don’t admit he’s the greatest, his fans are like, “He beat Cotto! He beat Manny! He’s beaten all the best!”
In a vacuum sure, but the situation and the timing is always off and well in Mayweather’s favor. It’s like, I’m sure he could beat Muhammad Ali but is that worth celebrating in 2015?

Also a lifetime Packer fan! I wish I could grab you a beer right now. It’s getting old taking shots at Cutler and the Bears, but nevertheless it’s still quite enjoyable.

“Security’s extremely tight throughout Gillette Stadium. Don’t think too many people, if any, are casually walking into the visitors’ locker room. And let’s just say they are, who leaves play sheets around?”

USADA uses WADA rules—which means the IVs are banned.

What the gallery owner seems to be missing is the chasm between the artist’s *legal* obligations to credit the original work, and the artist’s *moral* obligations to credit the original work. What’s effed up about this is that the derivative work isn’t cool because of his dumb grafitti on it, it’s cool because of the…