Kinja’s not showing my original response, but long and short of it is: yeah. Go about 1 parts to 3 or 4 parts lemon juice, splash of olive oil to cut it a bit and give it some clinginess.

If I’m feeling cheap, I toss some white vinegar in too, but go about 1-3 paste-lemon juice (A little bit goes a LONG way, but I like it funky), then olive oil to taste.

1. Make a salad of arugula and avocado in a mixing bowl.

This is a fair point, and to a certain extent, I think it’s unavoidable. It’s apparent that there are people within the country who look at prominence in soccer as a national imperative, and not all of them are involved in MLS. FIFA, for instance, would LOVE to have a fully engaged USA playing in soccer, because the…

My dog just brings back turds and dead animals.

Here’s a link to some paintbrushes so you can continue to paint with the broadest strokes imaginable: http://bit.ly/1pVlWxS.

I’ve been steadily writing a script in my head for a good Superman movie. It’s basically his origin and then a few beats from All Star Superman. I’m convinced it will make a billion dollars and make everyone forget about GotG, because it will be fun and lighthearted and make people leave the theater wanting to do good.

I’m a moderately literate food-person (I will CROW to you about how garlic presses are bullshit 85% of the time), but I didn’t realize “butter crocks” are a thing. They sound disgusting.

People who care about whether or not she should take her husband’s name: please explain why. I mean that in the larger sense; I legitimately do not care whether or not my girlfriend keeps her last name when we get married, and I truly don’t understand people who get mad about this.

When I first read this, I thought you were talking about Kendall Jenner, which would be a WAY more shocking story. She looks TINY.

Can someone explain to me how this isn’t going to be overturned by the Supreme Court in its very first pass? This seems tailor-made for a discrimination lawsuit.

I know every case is different, but my mom’s leukemia came back after about six months of remission, and they gave her the same prognosis. 8 years later, she’s still going strong.

Any word on whether it has any of the NUMEROUS gamebreaking glitches that hit Grim Fandango? Love these point-and-clickers, but GF seriously screwed me over.

Why are automakers behaving like cheap gas will last forever? We’re already seeing price spikes in oil, and the very definition of a finite resource means that it will get more expensive.

Pardon my ignorance in this, but is Tesla rolling out the same high speed specs to their lower-priced models? I thought they were reserving that for their higher-end cars...

No mention of steel cut? You’re high on needle drugs.

Ok, hold up: are orgasms with clothes on better than with clothes off? Have I been living a lie this entire time?

Diners have SLIGHTLY better food, and MUCH HIGHER prices. Not always a good swap to make.

Charlamagne is also the same motherfucker who CONTINUALLY harps on how “light skin blacks” are different from “dark skin blacks.”

That picture should be labeled NSFLunch