Is there any team that would be more interesting than the Bears for Hard Knocks? Would love to see everybody talk shit about Cutler behind his back

Spector’s point is actually something I’ve been thinking about lately. I’m playing through Dragon Age: Inquisition right now (I’m ALWAYS behind the curve on games), and its allure is primarily sandboxing through the well-thought-out-and-assembled world. The actual actions of the game (including story, though I’ve been…

You’re an utterly inhuman piece of shit. If your dream comes true, I hope you’re in the blast radius.

Beautiful article, Rich. Totally understand the feelings behind this.

I would love to hear about any experiments you’ve done with this. I’ve been trying to find a way to make my own tincture so I don’t have to wreck my lungs; I was saving up stems for about two years and dunking them in gin, but it didn’t give me the effect I was looking for. I tried to boil it down, but all THAT did…

Top notch wordplay

This is the reason why SW usually has my loyalty: they’re WAY better at dealing with people than a lot of airlines, many of which seem to hire people straight from the local DMV. I almost never check bags, so this policy matters less to me than my girlfriend, but it’s still handy.

As a fan of complete and utter trainwrecks, I’m looking forward to the Olympics for the first time since I was a kid.

Serious question, because I like Future’s sound, and want to like his material. Is his appeal rooted in his showmanship (i.e. his unshakeable charisma and the core subject matter)? Because he’s a terrible rapper. Saying “Nobu” five times does not count as bars, and the BEST part of Jumpman is the crow sample, bar none.

The Coates Black Panther is going to be one of the most incredible and well-written comics ever, and then Marvel’s going to cancel it six issues in

Warhammer is so stupid, but I love it so much.

I just found out about this via Deadspin’s Funbag today, but spend some time looking up “andouillette.”

Perfection. Loved every aspect of this. One of the greatest music reviews I’ve ever read.

The Bulls were the first option that jumped to mind, but I’m a Bulls fan and DAMN I do not want him on my team.

Every time I hear one of these no-pads arguments, I wonder if they realize that people were routinely ruined by football when the most padding people used was a thin leather helmet. Like, utterly devastated on tackles. How would things be any different anymore?

Houston is at least livable. Great bars, great Mexican food, solid food scene, great arts to visit, and it gave us UGK.

I still listen to like 90% of the bands on this list. I am an old.

One of the great What-Ifs of NFL History is when the Bills and Packers were supposedly a cunt hair away from trading AJ Hawk for Lynch, tit for tat. That would have been a terrifying Packer offense.

This is extremely cool

Do you mean like the citizenship test? Because that is also mandatory to stay here for a long period of time, so you don’t have to constantly renew your visa.