Serious question, because I like Future’s sound, and want to like his material. Is his appeal rooted in his showmanship (i.e. his unshakeable charisma and the core subject matter)? Because he’s a terrible rapper. Saying “Nobu” five times does not count as bars, and the BEST part of Jumpman is the crow sample, bar none.

Warhammer is so stupid, but I love it so much.

I just found out about this via Deadspin’s Funbag today, but spend some time looking up “andouillette.”

Perfection. Loved every aspect of this. One of the greatest music reviews I’ve ever read.

The Bulls were the first option that jumped to mind, but I’m a Bulls fan and DAMN I do not want him on my team.

Every time I hear one of these no-pads arguments, I wonder if they realize that people were routinely ruined by football when the most padding people used was a thin leather helmet. Like, utterly devastated on tackles. How would things be any different anymore?

Houston is at least livable. Great bars, great Mexican food, solid food scene, great arts to visit, and it gave us UGK.

I still listen to like 90% of the bands on this list. I am an old.

One of the great What-Ifs of NFL History is when the Bills and Packers were supposedly a cunt hair away from trading AJ Hawk for Lynch, tit for tat. That would have been a terrifying Packer offense.

Is he going into some bullshit faux-hippie phase for his shitty, overproduced music? That halftime show was worse than the gulag.

Beyonce referencing police brutality in her set is complete news to me

From the perspective of an author, his definition is completely indistinguishable from editing

If I had the opportunity, I’d probably sneak a peek at a quasi-celeb’s wang too

When did women wearing men’s briefs become sexy?

Mmmmmmlink?

Yes, it’s possible. However, we KNOW Byron Scott is a shitty coach. We DON’T KNOW if D’Angelo Russell is a shitty player.

LEGITIMATELY fuck you PETA. You make animal rights activists look trivial with specious, asinine lawsuits like this.

Holy shit, shots and squats is even worse than I expected. I was expecting shouting from bros at the top of their lungs (I imagine them wearing neon tanktops with the armholes really expanded and cheap neon Wayfakers). Instead it’s like New Order crossed with Cotton Eyed Joe, but with all of the danceability removed.

Did Trish hand cut all the pepperoni slices? They’re all rough and uneven. THAT is dedication.

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