Soon to be followed by “Mow That Lawn”

I don’t know, there’s some pretty flimsy justifying up above. Sam Worthington is a black hole of charisma, the penetration ponytails are goofy as shit (and impossible to NOT make fun of), and the fact that the Navi never realized that all they have to do to control the big red dragon is FLY ABOVE IT is too ridiculous…

Hot97 had a point this morning that Kanye’s basically a dad now, so at some point Kanye popped his head up for ten minutes, heard Jumpman, thought that that was what the kids are into, then decided to make a Yeezy spin on it. The fact that he fell fucking flat on his face is proof that his finger isn’t on the pulse…

Seriously: how do you deal with that? When my convicted felon cousin started posting smear articles about Michael Brown and his supposed criminal history, I went apeshit, but I don’t know if that actually solves anything.

Bingo. It was so weird to actually SEE cognitive dissonance at work.

Her one on one feminism reminds me of a conversation I had with a GOP friend, who’s anti-union, anti-welfare, etc. Long story short, he understood the necessity of a social safety net when it’s applied to people who he knows; he just doesn’t trust everybody else to use it appropriately.

Disagree. It mentions “emotional payoff,” which is something The Bridge emphatically does NOT give us.

I kinda hate that they’re adhering SO closely to the comic book tbh. Is he going to have huge billowing sleeves too?

Gotta be his dick

This is what EVERYONE says, but have you tried Sandman? I’ve gotten two different girlfriends hooked on it.

Saga is one of the most incredible pieces of fiction I’ve ever read. I think my girlfriend’s getting all of the collections, and I’m excited to get her to read them.

I hate the Emmitt Smith section and skip over it every Funbag. Am I alone in this?

Just out of curiosity, how should I be pronouncing “Lemieux”?

So does that mean we’ll be seeing more genre geekiness kicked over to Kotaku? I would hate that. My work bans Kotaku from the browser because it’s “games-related.”

Hahaha, awwwww, thanks. I mean, it definitely sucked at the time, but it’s handy to have perspective on things. My Christmases might be bad in the future, but it’ll be TOUGH to be more depressing than that one.

I’d even throw June into that mix, but yeah. Every so often I get wistful for it and then have to remember how expensive, depressing, and demoralizing the city could actually be.

Good looking out, blerg

Close!

Eh, it’s not that bad. I ditched the assholes who bailed on me and eventually made new friends. The following Christmas was WAY better. Also, the most gorgeous city I’ve ever lived in.

OH GOD, I forgot to mention that I had “I’ll Be Home For Christmas” and “Blue Christmas” in the rotation too. Those are BRUTAL songs to listen to when you’re alone.