Either this is a great comment, or it’s a true story and demands further explanation. Either way, A WINNER IS YOU

If Zlatan were to come to MLS, I would actually buy tickets and watch games. One of my favorites ever.

Hahahaha, you could definitely use some “acedemic” training, champ.

I don’t know what nonsense you’ve been reading, but the Panthers’ record is a perfect 8-1, and they WILL go to the Super Bowl

Have you never seen the episode of 30 Rock where Tracy’s son is starting businesses with horrible names???

I mean, I get that. But it’s a pretty mean beer on its own. Doesn’t get enough credit, “infection” notwithstanding.

I actually enjoyed it WAY more than I thought I would. Great flavor that especially pairs well with smoking blunts.

You guys are all so nice. To me, it’s obvious what happened; he did a shitload of blow just before getting on stage and assaulted his audience with coke-thoughts.

Ding ding ding! A WINNER IS YOU

I was getting on Chicago’s Blue Line at the very beginning of rush hour, and a nearly empty car pulled up. “What luck!” I thought then. I shake my head now at such naivete.

The answer is “yes,” bro. We as a group would not have a problem with it. Get over yourself. Not everyone is as thin-skinned as you.

Former REI employee here. I was constantly amazed at how little my coworkers seemed to understand that membership sales drive things. While it may not be a sustainable plan (what happens when EVERYONE’s a member???), it’s really the only way to measure true sales, since there are so many touchpoints. The most common…

Godsmack once opened a big concert event in Indiana, and the most positive thing I can say about the show is that Sully Erna is about four feet tall, and it’s really fun to laugh at him.

This was genius

“taking them off brought us the new52 which is just 1990 image/wildstorm in dc clothing.”

Jesus. That is some hot fire right there

There is only one correct answer to this question, and that is: Monica Bellucci. Here is your proof:

This is one of the most inconsequential edits to have ever been suggested, but: his book was written in 1996, not 1992.

Carol Jones, your whole organization sounds incredible. If I EVER had any level of supervisor go to that level, I would probably break into tears.

What context do you need for the stats, exactly? Literally every study ever made has shown that black folks are more likely to be prosecuted and jailed for the same crime than white folks. It takes the most cursory of Google searches to find this out.