Nah, my PS4 is pretty damn slick. No complaints: games are awesome, their indie section is better developed than XBone, and their deemphasis on online play means I don’t have to squabble with pubescent madmen.

Good lord I needed this post, and this win. On the verge of tears right now; fuck the Cardinals forever and ever.

It’s almost like there are OTHER players on the team, without whom victory is impossible!

Packers beating the Steelers for the Super Bowl, after I’d spent hours praying to Vince Lombardi. During the final minutes, I’d barricaded myself in another room that my friend had kindly set up a stream for, because I was a mess of nerves and unfit to deal with humans.

God DAMN that is some fire kinja

So stupid. +1

One thing I noticed in the first half (I’m old and went to bed at halftime) was that Graham was noticeably out of sync with the offensive playcalling. There were a few passes thrown his way that were seemingly designed to be fades to the corner, but he cut in towards the middle instead. Either the QB or his TE (or…

Way to dox me, Pinkham! Now all my friends will know this is my kinja.

FWIW, I think the root beer lady was joking. I’m 90% certain I’ve used that line in restaurants before, and I’ve definitely heard it on Archer before.

There’s a gym at my work, and there’s a dude I see there who has a tattoo of Pac Man eating a ghost, but it’s a pseudo-realistic version of them. So Pac Man looks like a wolf: he’s got huge fangs and is lunging at this ghost. The ghost looks like a living snapchat logo that’s running for its life, with terrified eyes.…

Classic

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Who in the FUCK on Deadspin thinks the Cubs are obnoxious or gross? That’s like making fun of a kid in a wheelchair, or a really old person! Fuck those bullies

Also, Burneko doesn’t write those articles

Russell Wilson’s smile is the most soulless smile I have ever seen. Those are dead eyes.

He’s so good at doing that to get power and go across his body! When he’s outside the pocket and needs to make it rain, he gets that little hop and torques his body for perfect bombs.

Hardcount game STRONG

“Babe, I love you more than Aaron Rodgers, BUT IT’S CLOSE”

So, at the time it happened, I thought he had leapt forward to try and gain some momentum on his throwing arm, realized he was going to get pummeled for a safety, then backed out and got running. But you could EASILY persuade me to the idea that he baited the DEs. He’s such a cerebral QB that I could totally see that…

HEYO!