Way to dox me, Pinkham! Now all my friends will know this is my kinja.

FWIW, I think the root beer lady was joking. I’m 90% certain I’ve used that line in restaurants before, and I’ve definitely heard it on Archer before.

There’s a gym at my work, and there’s a dude I see there who has a tattoo of Pac Man eating a ghost, but it’s a pseudo-realistic version of them. So Pac Man looks like a wolf: he’s got huge fangs and is lunging at this ghost. The ghost looks like a living snapchat logo that’s running for its life, with terrified eyes.…

Classic

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Who in the FUCK on Deadspin thinks the Cubs are obnoxious or gross? That’s like making fun of a kid in a wheelchair, or a really old person! Fuck those bullies

Also, Burneko doesn’t write those articles

Russell Wilson’s smile is the most soulless smile I have ever seen. Those are dead eyes.

He’s so good at doing that to get power and go across his body! When he’s outside the pocket and needs to make it rain, he gets that little hop and torques his body for perfect bombs.

Hardcount game STRONG

“Babe, I love you more than Aaron Rodgers, BUT IT’S CLOSE”

So, at the time it happened, I thought he had leapt forward to try and gain some momentum on his throwing arm, realized he was going to get pummeled for a safety, then backed out and got running. But you could EASILY persuade me to the idea that he baited the DEs. He’s such a cerebral QB that I could totally see that…

HEYO!

These highlight reels for Rodgers make me completely happy. Aside from my girlfriend, I don’t think one human has ever given me so much joy on such a consistent basis.

Fucking nailed it. Gruden’s the worst, or the best at pretending he’s always liked one particular player who’s having the first good game of their career.

Seconding the Sierra Nevada. Holy shit that stuff is good. HIGHLY recommended, and probably easier to find than the Jack’s Abbey.

Can’t . . . tell . . . if . . . serious . . .

Hahaha, that was my original guess. Glad to know I’m not the only one

I’m never going to see this movie, so would someone mind just spoiling it for me?

“And are so many men really that insecure that knowing their significant other has had sex with another man before them is a dealbreaker?”