Martha School. I’m a dude. Terrible!

Fucking bingo. The other major argument is always about money and my lack thereof compared to Money Pit, to which my response is, without fail, “the fuck does that have to do with anything?”

Wow, really compelling point. Thanks for that insight.

Another disagreement: it will never get old taking shots at Cutty. I love Chicago, born and bred, but Bears fans aren’t people.

I want to print 100 copies of this article and hand them out whenever some clown tries to persuade me that Floyd’s the greatest ever because of his undefeated status. He’s fought a series of tomato cans and people past their prime and because of THAT we’re supposed to anoint him?

Hahahaha, well, I disagree with you that we’d see some huge degree of the teams being discussed passing down fandom (as a lifetime Packer fan, I can tell you that absolutely no one wore green and gold in public until Reggie White got signed), but I absolutely support taking shots at the Pats in general.

I don’t see how that’s remotely relevant. The Redskins have a greater legacy of winning than the Pats, but they’re not selling tickets or winning games. The NFL would be expected to help the teams that are raking in dough NOW, not the ones that used to.

So, I’m not going to argue degrees of popularity with you, because that’s just silly (and would also hearken back to my original point). Also, people love winners. But here’s some info for you to read; Google isn’t that hard.

Why exactly would ESPN/NFL collude to make one of their most popular teams look bad? The article makes both the NFL and the Pats look bad; there’s no reason for the NFL to leak info to ESPN for that exact reason.

It’s been on my list for a while, but that’s an enthusiastic endorsement. Might have to get bumped up the list...

For about ten years, I had a dream that I was on the swing that sits on my family’s farm. The swing faces a slope, but in the dream, it’s a HUGE slope, like on top of a mountain. Below me is a huge, dense forest; occasionally power lines were poking above the canopy. I’m swinging and swinging, and then I jump off and…

I always heard it reflects financial anxiety