You have already said everything that need’s to be known about my vote:

That's some handy advice. Though I suppose you wouldn't want to be overly cautious either. You know, drive casual.

That color scheme is delicious.

Well, now you have me all excited, though I expect this will probably fly about half as well Alfa’s repeated attempts to return to the US. One of the first cars I ever drove was a purple Peugeot 504, and I have been a Peugeotaphile ever since (that sounds hella sketchy if you say out loud). Anyhow, if this plan finds…

Headlines? We don’t need no stinking headlines.

If you lace your crack with some heavy LSD and squint just right you'll see it.

For what it is, the price is nice. However, I’d have to be on crack to consider buying it.

I'm a Scorpio. And my car has scorpions all over it, but it came from the factory that way.

No one has made a luxury minivan? What was the Mercedes R class?

That Le Mans vid is absolutely pornographic.

What I think many of you are missing is, buried deep in this bizarre, condescending douche bag diatribe a valid point lurks. The first thing I thought of when I heard of this impending regulation was the large percentage of my squad running street cars catless, and coal rolling bro-dozers. It seems pretty clear the…

This has to be in the running for COTD. This almost sent some very expensive beer through my nostrils—which would have been a damn shame, and worth it nonetheless.

I was out yesterday doing this in my wife's Audi. But don't tell her that.

Bose suspension my ass! Oh wait, really? Never mind.

From this summer, because I live in a frozen wasteland, and it will be a while before anyone hauls out the serious hardware.

This car is so freaking weird. And well executed. I don’t know about crack pipes, but I’m sure quite a few bong hits went into this build. It is so bizarre, yet oddly appealing—a four door ute, and a Jag. Still I can grab a XJ 12 of that vintage in reasonably good kit for a lot less than the asking price here, so CP.

It’s actually pretty decent looking, but still a horrible thing to do to an MG.

To me it looks an awful lot like one of these, but I might be grasping at straws here.

The “R” stands for Rasta.

I would yell “nerd” like some pig head Neanderthal from an ‘80s movie, but I loved this post. And all things Star Wars.