Yes, that’s correct.

colder winters and hotter summers is climate change.

Going from cold to hot IS climate change.

Spring and Fall are dead. We are now Westeros, down to the incestuous leader.

“When it’s record cold, oh that’s just weather.”

1) US is hot as balls in a pair of polyester blend whitey tighties in mid July in Chicago - pursuant to Brian’s excellent post.

We had a semi-regular customer a few years ago at a cheese shop I was involved with. He loved cheese, but as his arms ended just above where the wrists would have been, he was unable to pick anything up. I would always assist him, place the cheese bites on a toothpick and putting them gently in his mouth. He loved…

*looks outside at 70 degrees and sun*

Toetally. Let the heeling begin.

the family could have poured their son’s syrup for him

Or train their managers to not get caught with their foot in their mouth.

It’s being used as a segue into the “footing the bill” portion of the pun. Keep up commenter! Keep up!

If IHOP wants to prove they have a sole, they might consider footing the bill for a lifetime supply of pancakes for this kid.

The developers have literally talked about the sexual elements of the game, the monsters, mary, pyramid head, and james’ sexual repression etc, (and I don’t know how this isn’t the most obvious thing just from playing the game, it’s apart of everything in the game) not that the word of the developers should even…

I actually quite enjoyed Dead Space, and as a side note, the first F.E.A.R.
Dead Space, while still having the hallway crawling, door-unlocking aspects of the REs, it had a bit of an RPG feel, and great fighting/exploring mechanics that kept it feeling novel.

I know what you mean. Resident Evil always struck me as a love letter to horror movies - first George Romero, then John Carpenter - so they always had that sort of B-movie cheese to them.

One of my favorite games of all time. Beating it left me emotionally exhausted when I was younger. Almost a state of shock. Great write up though! I sorta feel like Pyramid Head should have stayed in Silent Hill 2. Instead he was forced into different entries for no apparent reason other then, “Oh look, it’s Pyramid…

For me, the SH games were the first (and debatably only) horror games that were truly frightening, and actually interesting. Not just jump-scare, “omg I’m about to use all my ammo and healthpacks” anxiety, that the RE games felt to me. But actual mystery, mythology, genuine otherworldly creepiness nightmares.
Silent…

Perfect timing for the recent Dad Jokes segment Polygon did with Kratos’ voice actor.

I watch way more Twitch streams than I care to admit... but damn, this is not news.