Nice use of Conan: The Barbarian theme.

I’ve only been dating my lady friend for a month, but I’m old. At 35(she’s also 35), I’ve finally found my best friend. We talk for hours, just me and her, and it’s amazing.

Sex is pretty cool too.

Oh I understand man. You had the experience you had, and no amount of hindsight will fix it. Game on dude.

Well I can’t say too much as my original starred, then validated account was banned from Kotaku for talking smack about Funko Pops. I have/had that account for 8 damn years, and poof, gone.

Did all of them disappear? The brazier provides an infinite amount of them usually.

What “disappeared”? I honestly haven’t a clue what you’re talking about with that gripe.

The torch maybe?

Whatever you say little buddy.

My roommates were utterly enscorcelled when I was playing back in 05'. I personally can’t just watch, but that’s because I know how to tackle every boss from experience.

Oh shut up. It didn’t ruin shit.

Yeah who ungreyed that particular gem of a person?

Wish I knew that. I hestitated for I am a twitch gamer through SFV/Revelator/Single Player FPSes.

Gotta 970 I’m considering getting rid of. It would justify my gentle upgrade across the board. No pun intended.

Fair price implied.

My favorite Soul Calibur/Blade Character ever!

I own and love that screwdriver set, but it’s the 2nd time I’ve seen it today. I smell a conspiracy. Which is odd because I’m already part of it.

I own and love that screwdriver set, but it’s the 2nd time I’ve seen it today. I smell a conspiracy. Which is odd…

Starting to become concerned with the whole “shown on Pro” trend I’ve been noticing. I am not getting a Pro, I have PC for my multi-plats. If exclusives are set to run like garbage moving forward on base systems, I just don’t know if I’ll even bother. I have enough backlogged to last multiple gens.

Dude I got 3 fridge boxes filled with cardboard in my garage.

I’m lousy with it.

Man you are one bored jerk.

Bet it sounds cooler in Japanese? 

I got nothin’.

French press.

Cream in coffee... I will never understand people.

That said I buy the cheapest canned crap coffee at the grocery store every time. Seems less acidic than Folgers or Columbia. Plus I like the generic can.