I only play games I’ve watched/read about. Do you really sift through Steam on a regular basis looking for “gems”. Get outta here with that hyperbolic horseshit.

I have a cheap mechanical Tomoko ($30), and yes I do feel superior to the people shelling out hundred(s).

Here’s a review:

They made the 2nd best DMC, and Enslaved. They get my money.

Nah, 3.99, just like the last game was during the most recent Steam sale. And to think I paid full price for the hype and was bored to tears. Oh if the refund system had only been in place then.

My dad legit kicked my ass in Twisted Metal 2 after only playing it for 15 minutes. Also helped me get through that Bugs Bunny Castle game on NES.

OMG BECAUSE THEY’RE BUG-SIZED! :P

Nice to know. Never played a Souls game, though I’ve had Bloodborne on my shame pile for a few months.

Good to know, I’m eyeballin’ it hard right now. Wish Ghost Song would finish development so I could attack it.

Not sure if serious...

I expect no less. One quick hint I’ve garnered, you can slash ground spikes to bounce on them. Not sure that’s covered by the game at all. I’ve just been watching more videos since I posted my comment to you.

Read some reviews first, they kind of soured it for me. It’s map system is a lot more convoluted than is necessary. Plus it’s quite directionless.

As SOTN being my favorite game ever, and knowing that without some guidance is a bit inscrutable at times, what I’ve watched seems purely frustrating. That said I still…

Came to say that, then I googled. We are smart, handsome, and covered in sexy people.

French cuisine.

I have, and it was glorious.

Same thing happened to me with my Dreamcast. I sent back everything when the controller ports stopped working and they sent me back someone else’s. I know because it was positively filthy by comparison to mine. Plus they sent back the one with the Blue Stinger incompatibility whereas mine worked.

Or the drunkest.

I asked so many fucking questions didn’t I?

UN: Clenchmask. I went by that name here too until I got Kinja’ed. Still have no idea what I said wrong.

You’re a good person dammit.

You’re a regular cup of sunshine, you know that? Been here ten years. Wanna dance?

I’d be more than willing to pickup a console domestically and ship it to someone, for a very SMALL fee. Like 20 extra bucks. That’s what I did recently on Ebay, just to fly in the face of scalpers. Managed to grab 2 Switch consoles and moved them for a total profit of 40 bucks after Ebay had it’s taste. I despise…