CP no matter what the price is only because its a Sport Trac

This trucklet is a great example of a used car purchase that zooms from $14k to $2k in 2 years. Add 30 k miles in that time frame, and something like the motor or trans will surely take a dump, the “only for that year” computer will glitch out, a curb will have a CV joint rattling, a rust hole or two will magically…

Anyone I know who has owned a sport trac has absolutely loved it and has put an unreal amount of miles on it. I too have a fascination with these things. I’m not sure it is a nearly 15k fascination though.

So, wait... You actually like this Pre-WW1 springly mustachio’d walrus face any better than the fugly Chevy? I d say they are equally horrendous, each in their own amazingly godawful way.

Make sure you block off 75-90% of said bigger grille, too.

Even Pepperidge Farm doesn’t remember this.

Eh, if I were Hyundai, I would want to keep people from seeing these for as long as possible.

He would be fuming if it didn’t end up working right

Everyone knows a Drift King’s Mustang has an I6, not a V8.

That right there is 99/100 of my hotel stays.

I would love to do this but I also enjoy the routine of getting out of bed, throwing on some clothes, and trying to cook unsatisfying waffles in a room full of groggy strangers while fox news blares in the background.

Yea I’m not sure what the rules would be if I had to keep receipts and expense individual meals but I’m sure there are some. Only directors and above do that where I work. I just get $60/day split 15/15/30 if any free meals are provided. So with 50% travel I can eat well but eat smart and bank and extra 5k tax free in…

Exactly.  My corporate requirement for hotels is free breakfast and wifi.  But even if it wasn’t, my manager would question the expense.  Make adult decisions and do the right thing.  I’m not skipping meals, but if I am not eating eggs Benedict at home 50% of the year, I am not doing it on the road.  

Your ritual is awful, and frankly nothing to write about. You need the thought of food delivery to get get you out of bed? How terrible is your self discipline? What vices do you give into without an enforced, self-made deterrent? How about you get up when the alarm goes off. And instead of room service eggs (gross),…

Counterpoint: I’m not paying $20 for two eggs and a piece of toast when I’m on a per diem. I'll wake up on time like an adult and go get something healthy and cheap.

Of course it was “eerily spot on”. That’s like, the point.

She was never, ever, ever, ever, EVER by any metric or any definition ever punk. Ever. Nevr. Nope. Nope. Nope. She was a bratty little kid from the fucking sticks with major eyeliner and serious penchant for posing. She was and remains a Poser. Not Punk. Don’t besmirch Punk.

I didn’t read the xoJane site but my absolute first reaction to this post is that it’s a shame that the archive was deleted. Good, great, bad, sucky — the articles are an historical record and should be left alone for future readers to discover and decide for themselves if the content is worthwhile. Not only that,…

I feel like I told a ton of kids Santa Clause is bullshit