At last! All this baloney I've been saving in my slacks isn't for naught!

Presenting the Insane Mountain Clan Posse, featuring Shagga 2 Dolf and the Halfman!

Curd Peddling Kurd Culls Mea Culpa from Corpulent Cow-man

That was a lot better than I expected it to be.

Prequels, and not Dunk and Egg or Robert's Rebellion…

Twist prediction: the city of Philadelphia has manifested the Horde as a living spirit of vengeance to terrorize and destroy the obnoxious fans and spectators who magnify the city's pain for having such lousy sports teams.

Halperin? More like Hack-perin!

What's Finn doing? Hope he's recovered from getting Kylo'd, and not going to turn into a brain in a jar or something.

Why would anyone trust any "official" word about something like this? Sure, it's possible they're telling the truth… but it seems equally possible that they'd lie to make it a surprise. Which is fine by me.

Last Jedi trailer: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Descendants, not ancestors. And crocodilians are not descendants of dinosaurs (though birds are). Crocodilians and dinosaurs/birds are both "archosaurs", though, and are more closely related to each other than either are to reptile groups like lizards, snakes, and turtles.

One of my absolute favorite dishes. I add chopped onions, garlic, mushrooms, and green peas, and it's amazing.

So glad to find out that yet another common phrase, "peanut gallery", is a legacy of American white supremacism. Yay history!

Even better, have Rosie play Trump with Alec as Bannon, with Bannon totally dominating Trump.

Still enjoying this show a lot. Tom Hardy being grunty Tom Hardy in dirty old London… maybe not for everyone, but I'm digging it.

One of the few major problems I had with The Force Awakens was the ease with which Finn mows down his former comrades. Even if he recognized the evil of the First Order, I think he would struggle to kill so many, even in the chaos of his escape with Poe. This could have been easily written in, too — for example,…

Boring conversation anyway.

But who will speak for the white writers… other than the entirety of the rest of the American film and TV industry?

Coming in 2019: ASS, THE MOVIE, starring Sir Ian McKellan, Cate Blanchett, and Johnny Knoxville.

There's a sausage wiki? There goes my productivity for today.