Guys, it's just a big misunderstanding. Trump was just telling the prostitute "You're an 8".

What's the best thing you've ever done for the world and your fellow humans?

Looks like AV Club blew the Assassin's Creed review embargo (tomorrow, I believe), then tried to remove the article. Goodbye to those special reviewer screening passes, AV Club! Be sure to blame an intern.

"I’ve watched enough actors in roles of psychopaths from Dennis Hopper to Michael Rooker"

1) Trump is a comfortable groping rich person, 2) Trump wants revenge on Obama and the "haters" who doubted and mocked him, 3) Trump runs for president, 4) Trump taps a previously untapped vein of disgusting Americans (and Americans tolerant of disgusting behavior), 5) Trump wins the election… the "heavy price" is…

I would lichen it to just another stereotype.

At least his fingers are small.

13 year old me was incredibly jealous he got to kiss Christina Ricci.

"Newly parentless boy…"
For some reason I read that as "newly pantsless boy", and I felt bad for him. Who took his pants? Does the dragon help him find his pants?

Odds on Smalljon Umber are way, way too low. In video game terms, he's a mid-level boss on the way to the main villain.

YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

"…we just finished shooting for season six in December…" Oh my god, NATALIE DORMER IS A TIME TRAVELER!!!!

The actor has been sighted on set, so Blackfish will be back next season!

This is Colbert's Tek Jansen character, right?

Is Game of Thrones seriously not on either of these lists? I AM ANGRY!

I don't like this theory. For one thing, I think Sasheer has been fine so far at everything they've asked her to do; secondly, the two performers are about as different as two can be; and thirdly, it reeks of the insulting 'she only got the job because of her race' kind of thing that every minority achiever attracts…

I thought this was a lot better than last week- maybe the best this season.

I thought this was a lot better than last week- maybe the best this season.