Here's the thing, have you ever done it?

Bootstrap talk make Ricky horny.

It will affect servers in Washington State, actually, because it's one of the seven states that doesn't have a tipped sub-minimum wage. Alaska, California, Minnesota, Montana, Nevada, Oregon, Washington. But minimum wage increases in states aside from those won't materially affect servers.

I really think 20% is fine. I was never, ever upset about 20% — that's the standard. More is always welcome, but not required, even for the best service. And look, if I legit screwed up (like say, forgot to put your order in so it took forever to get your food), I didn't expect 20% at that point! That's cool, I…

I sent my mom flowers sometimes, it was never an issue. My dad too a few times, less often than my mom but he loved them too so I'd do it once in a while.

Yes, and part of the social contract as currently constructed is that you are expected to tip, because by not doing so, the only person you are punishing is your server.

Am I really supposed to tip this floral delivery guy when I didn't even know he was coming to deliver me flowers that I didn't even buy?

I just adore you. 30% or more. If you don't want to tip, keep your ass at home.

How many times can it be said that if you can afford to eat out, you can fucking afford to tip? Not enough times, apparently. Jeebus. I love to tip. I loooooove it. I feel frickin' righteous about it. Sometimes, I tip my barista FIFTY percent, btw, even though she or he has spent a mere 60 seconds on my dirty chai tea…

Oh honey...

Even easier than that: download a free tipping app on to your phone. This is 2015, we have the technology.

Things I've discovered today thanks to imgur. Owls don't like garlic:

Playing shy, right there.

"Give Me One Reason" is a blues song, as a bulk of Tracy Chapman's work draws upon black roots music. Kelly Clarkson didn't "transform the song into a blues number."

If someone held a gun to DC's head and demanded they take down the cover, that would be true. But they didn't and it isn't.

I think Batman26 only read every other line or something.

If someone held a gun to DC's head and demanded they take down the cover, that would be true. But they didn't and it isn't.