I don't like her, but her hair is top-notch and I'm super, super jealous. Like as jealous as a human can be.

I've got a freezer full of venison right now, thanks to my dad's hunting. I live in the Midwest, in an area full of hunters, and I'm so surprised I'm still introducing people to actually eating venison all the time. As ground chuck, it is indistinguishable from lean beef, IMO. Steaks, sausage, everything that's good…

Being veg, I should be a buzzkill (or so I'm told) but there is nothing wrong with this! The animals are going to die anyway, might as well eat them...if you like that sort of thing. I don't but knock yourself out.

Off topic: my 5 year old niece claimed to have invented the phrase "girl power!" Her mom and I didn't have the heart to tell her that the phrase predates her life by a long time.

Sometimes you gotta hustle, I guess.

Kathy live is, quite simply, amazing. She does not get enough credit as a stand up comedian.

I attended a book signing of her's a few years ago, and the time that she took with the first 10 or so people in line, to chat and compliment one guy on his beautiful eyeshadow, really impressed me. She knows who her fans are and she treats them really well. In the brief interaction I had with her I told her that my…

Kathy is amazing. Her relationship with Woz was the best thing on Bravo.

Yup, all of that.

Anytime I can lob you a softball, my dear excited gay.

I used to find her annoying but when I heard her interview on Marc Maron's WTF Pod I changed my mind. She's been in the business for long and she stuck it out when all signs pointed to her never making it. She powered through failure after failure and really made something of herself. I think she's a great success…

I've seen her a few times too, one in which she spent the entire set SKEWERING Chicago politics (in Chicago) and she brought the fucking house down.

She said "who wants to hear about Paris Hilton?" I started squealing and doing my excited dance, which is just my hands balled up into fists shaking real hard. I was in her immediate sightline so she said "that is one excited gay" and mimicked my movements.

Submitted for the consideration of anyone who didn't think Kathy was smart...