I totally just chortled. That was too funny Banchovi.

The weird part is that will.i.am wasn't even flying anywhere that day. He just likes to hang out at airport lounges.

Maury sounds like my husband... "third glass of wine". Loved it!

Friend she was with at Belushi's party?

This post gets my highest of ratings...thank you, Jez!

I wasn't really on the fence about Tonya Harding but this completely solidifies it for me.

Wait. Hold up. Remember this? This was GOLD.

As I said in my original reply, I was not addressing whether or not the policy is correct. I was just stating what the policy is now. And yes, a little old lady being shot 5 times sounds horrible and tragic, which it is.

It's much harder to land a shot than TV and movies lead you to believe, especially when adrenaline is involved. If you only shoot once and miss, you've simply created an even more dangerous situation for everyone involved.

But there's nothing sexual about the photos. She's hanging out with a family friend, and the both happen to be chilling on the same bed.

What NORMAL people do when an online order doesn't go through:

The worst part is, there is no other way IN THE WORLD to buy a full size bottle of dove body wash and big sexy hairspray.

OH MY GOD, thank you. Thank you for saying this. I made this face when I read that. But maybe it had a special meaning to her and that's why he chose it? I don't know. But still.

I love Bob Dylan, but can we all agree that "Just Like a Woman" is a creepy love song and an even creepier euology song?

dear self, you need a new job or sell your freelance illustration skills harder!

Nicely said.

I live in Alabama and have gone through the past two days of "hunker down, there's a tornado 8 miles away" (literally, there was a tornado about 5 miles from my apartment and I spent an hour in the bathtub watching James Spann/my Wunderground app). I don't know why this story is sadder to me because there were very,…