Game...Blouses.

This is amazing. Also, I think I have to find Emma Stone's PR-talk show circuit schedule and just start setting the DVR because watching these clips today has seriously improved my day.

That has been one of my goals since this happened:

I thought I was tired of the Fallon lipsynch competition, but Emma came along and slayed it entirely. Her Ludacris rendition will stay with me

I have no idea why the lipsync competitions are so entertaining, but I love them.

New life time goal: party with Emma Stone.

I am so going to hell...

Yuck, I noticed that too. I'm 28 and the thought of even making out with a 50 year old freaks me out....so good for her that at 22 that she was actually able to procreate with one. Eeeeks. But they were in love....right (cough cough)

I think I would tell myself I wouldn't care, but be bothered by it and then forget about it because shit, it's MY PARTY, and then revisit later it as an example when I'm having a crisis about standing up for myself or something, you know?

We had crashers at our wedding and I just found it kind of amusing. Particularly when my husband asked them whose guest they were and they replied that they were friends of the groom. Lol. I don't think they drank much. They just wanted to dance. We all danced with them. Had a couple of last minute cancels anyways, so…

We had wedding crashers show up to our wedding reception on the water in Mystic, CT. They came off their boat! It was a casual wedding but they were certainly more casual than the guests. Husband and I had the photographer take pictures of us with them and told them to enjoy a drink. It was an enjoyable time for all :)

This isn't the end of the world, no. But if some assholes ate food and drank liquor that I paid for and then posed for pictures and whatnot? That shit is definitely going on Facebook & they're getting called out. Worst thing in the world? Nah, not at all. But I would've done the exact thing the couple did.

I can't imagine voluntarily going to a wedding.

Dogs have terrible poker faces.

I like tumblr too. You just have to be careful that you don't fall into a dangerous wormhole of angsty Supernatural fans or thieves.

It was Mary Lou Retton back-handing. She did a few back-flips, then landed, extended her arms above her head, and backhanded Kim in the face.

Solar eclipse level shade. Like, I'm-waiting-for-Neil-deGrasse-Tyson-to-fly-out-and-explain-it-to-me shade.

Grace Coddington is the only person I believe Anna Wintour fears. This woman needs to teach a class in through graceful shade. That shade was beautiful.

That was a world class, left handed compliment.

Dogs are adorably persistent. Mine has yet to figure out that just because we aren't looking directly at him doesn't mean we can't see him trying to get things off the table. He gets really freaked out when we tell him no and aren't looking directly at him. He then comes over and "apologizes" and then slowly, not…