I thought the new Kinja system (or is it Jezebel rules I'm thinking of?) made it easier for authors to dismiss/silence trolls. And yet the top response here is a massive and irrelevant troll that goes on forever. Can't Phoenix or another author just axe that whole thread?

And of course, it's a young Marlon Brando! Duh! :)

Boob-hole for the ladies, crotch-hole for the men, it's only fair.

This is all over my feeds, like the universe wanted to give me more reasons to hide and block more people. And the whole a mother does x, y and z professions for free is so fucking insulting on so many levels to so many people...

She totally did. The second I saw the headline I had a feeling it might be her. I don't quite remember the full routine as it was a bit longer than this one, but definitely a different set. So she's got a strong range.

(HAI, BB! <3)

Oh, I've flown with her before! She's very sweet, funny, and helpful. Very good at her job. Almost makes having to fly Southwest bearable.

Don't remember. Let's just say mayonnaise.

Time for a series of certain gifs

I know it's just promotion for that new Seth Rogen movie and I DON'T CARE

Did you ever see that episode of Friends where Phoebe bits the bum of a guy she gives massage to, because she can't help herself? Yeah, I feel like that.

It is a fine bootay indeed.

HNNNGH I just want to ask permission and slap it.

You brag all you want Chris Meloni, you deserve it, you worked hard for that booty!

Thanks, Obama!

Note that they posted on vimeo rather than YouTube because vimeo makes it all classy and shit.

His assholery is unrelenting. Unfortunately he has a huge, unthinking following.

Also, Steve Harvey is a complete idiot:

I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back, I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back... after it died of an easily preventible disease.