Do you understand what comedy and humour is?

Oh my sweet summer child.... no need to dig the hole deeper. Just accept that ya burnt and move on. 

EXPOSE HIM!

‘69 yard touchdown pass.’

‘Toronto’s only successful sports team’?

‘well, that’s depressing....... Alexa, play despacito.’ 

You should die, that would be great.... for like society and stuff. 

‘eat your sandwich Dave......... GIMME YO SANDWICH’. 

Indeed, you should know better.

These guys are clearly A) Racist dog whistlers or B) Life long NARPs that have no idea what it’s like to play sports.

I can smell the desperation on you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH, RIP Hold My Dirk.

This is the one true take. *Halo music plays*. 

Username checks out, i liked the words you had. 

I too share this opinion of MikeDouche64.

THERE CAN BE ONLY +1. 

Why are you such a sad angry man?

To shreds you say? 

This deserves a nomination for COTY.

How is me bawling my eyes out going to help anything?