Wow, way to be purposefully obtuse.

The Canadians are a bad team with a good goalie whose good goalie is playing bad....so they are now butt.

I don’t understand so much about this but i very much like it.

Jesus christ...... i mean i still starred this but I DON’T FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT.

This isn’t middle-school soccer dude..... the BEST player should win every time.... not someone who’s close because you’re tired of the actual best players winning.

HAHAHAHA TOTALLY, I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND THESE EUROPEAN STEREOTYPES AND STUFF!! GOOD SHOW AND WHATNOT!!

WHERE’S THE ARTICLE ABOUT AUSTIN MATTHEWS’ BUTT SAMER!!???

69 Stars...... nice.

Man, sign me up to be a fly on the wall at the parties you attend, i can tell you’re going to have some exciting conversations.

When you’re done there can you ring up your mom and tell her to refill my pre-paid cell phone if she still wants to Facetime tonight.

Call me when you get a plaid collection.

Holy shit.

Excellent use of caps.

FINALLY!

Did you run into Willam Zabka or the locally marketable player at Popeyes?

Further vindication of my ‘Anti-Toronto’ Deadspin conspiracy theory.

Holy shit this is amazing and you are great for posting it.

Dad?

Always relevant.

Holy shit this is now my go-to idiom when i want to be cynical (so all the time).