*gets another +6, throws club into pond*

My god this is brilliant. +1 quadruple bypass.

‘Why is Tom celebrating a 9 on a Par 3'?

‘D-Bag grabs live b-ball at D-Backs game’. This was a lost opportunity for a tremendous header.

I hope he didn’t encourage your limp takes by replying :/

Well lets just count our blessings that Adam Jones isn’t here......

Wow, this got likes? Guess there are 12 other Russian trolls on here today. Imagine that.

fair enough. if i’m being honest man, it was a REALLY bad joke. Like, i had no idea it was a joke at all.... seemed like someone with a stick up their butt about golf...which is why i was a bit hostile. Apologies on my part....but i’ve seen you make wayyyyyyy better jokes on here so i’ll move the goalposts and say i…

Pretty sure this take has to come from someone who is terribly nonathletic.

I LOVE THIS TAKE. SHUT UP AND TAKE ALL MY STARS (or one, sorry).

Coherent writing is a skill man..... sadly one you lack.

People don’t actually say this do they??? I’m from Toronto and we keep our racists in the cold and shitty parts of the province. If someone said this to me i would sweep the leg so hard.

The whole point of ‘Act like you’ve been there before’ is for people who haven’t ‘been there before’.

Booooooo, this is why we keep you turds in Scarborough.

Came here to comment this. +1 wheelsnipecelly.

WHAT ABOUT THE BAR-DOWNSKI GOAL IN HOCKEY DREW!?!?! I made a Kinja comment just to comment this, such is the depth of my rage at this omission.

Jesus Christ man, interacting with you is like banging ones head against the wall...... you’re so dense i don’t think you’d float in space. Apparently you have a keen grasp on the word ‘literally’ but not so much on irony.

Mmmmmmm, the salt in your post is delicious. You mad bruh?

and you sound like you need some aloe FOR THAT HUGE BURN, BenF just bent you over his knee son. Unfortunately you won’t be able to read this so try and have someone from the commentariat dictate for you.

Your public comment section flagellation has really made my Tuesday more bearable, +1 Schadenfreude.