This needs more upvotes, +2 voluptuous stars for you.

Alas, the jackass on the internet that dismisses the legitimate concerns of minorities is high-roading me, what wonderful times we live in.

Good ‘substantive’ response. You’re such a hypocrite it’s hilarious.

Lol and you’ve been a bastion of substantive material. You’re a moron, don’t try and debate when you haven’t made any points.

Excellent, looks like that dying alone is happening sooner than expected!!

Dying alone is going to be real fun for you! Congrats!

I legitimately worry that a plurality of stars on here do not grasp the /s.

Ya you’re right, empathy is for pussies.

ah, you beat me to it.

It makes me profoundly sad that his post got the number of stars it did. ‘Say what you will about this Adolf fella but god damn if he doesn’t know how to increase GDP.’

Ya, i’m baffled by his take as well. Perhaps he is applying to the School of Hawt Taek and needs to pad his resume.

This thread is excellent Kinja, +1 descent into rambling incoherence.

‘I hope the Trumps fight back at this by modeling apprpriate behavior for others.’ BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?

so much this, +1000000000000 slightly different variants of phallic aliens.

‘Oh look, that guy is wearing shorts’...... I see you’ve been to Canada before.

What in god’s name is a ‘boiled sweet’? Did you mean ‘boiled beet’? Because that would make way more sense.

‘Oh, i think he’s speaking Aramaic, how nice!’

This post should have it’s own Deadspin column, well done sir. +1 frothy post.

Third correct option: Ellis is allowed to stand his ground on a consistent path to the puck as Brown swerves without looking into him. If anything Brown would solicit an interference penalty and nothing else. If you watch the replay you will see the Ellis never deviated on his path and Brown clearly does a 90 degree…