I tried to paste the image in as well but i clearly have yet to master the art of Kinja.

the legion of commenters below disagreeing with your grossly over-simplistic statement have said all i could say already so i will simply say this: you suck, return from the Bernie-Bro cavern from whence you came.

‘You can actually pinpoint the moment his heart breaks in half’

+1 relative OPS scale. Bless you, now i have another metric with which to shit on my beloved Blue Jays batting order. Incidentally, Josh Thole probably has a negative OPS somehow, god that guy sucks at baseball.

+1 aquatic douche.

+1 smallpox blanket.

+1000 year reich.

+1 terrible life choice.

The first sentence of this post had me convinced it was an ad for Teamocil (There’s no I in Teamocil, at least not where you think!!)

And if they don’t they can always head down to their beach-house.... well it’s actually like 3 minutes from the beach but whatever.

DID SOMEONE ORDER QUESADILLAS BECAUSE SOMETHING IS SIZZLING IN HERE!

When this man is outflanking your league on concussion policy then you know you have a serious problem....

Presumably the 19 people that somehow upvoted this are also suffering from post-concussion symptoms and don’t remember what just happened..... Is that you Roger Goodell?

*Coots watches as ironic joke sails jauntily over his head*

Amazing.

My favorite part of the ‘fact-filled’ response was the imaginary citations. Good stuff.

SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN THE STARS!! -Lucille Bluth

Slow down!

‘I will not..... juggle’ +1

congratulations on being terrible. Shame you can’t -1.