Irrational TSA guidelines caused this delay.

fuckheads

or, related, people tripping over themselves to donate over $150,000 to whatever wildlife charity jimmy kimmel told them to even though there are conversation efforts in zimbabwe itself that are in desperate need of funding.

Not just the family/friends...behold:

Oh man, the comments are going to be terrible on this.

What a friend posted on Facebook:

She clearly has an odd relationship with negative space.

I’m capricious so it depends.

“Illegal baby parts trade.”

y u no color in the o’s?

I’m assuming “Center for Medical Progress” is a deliberately misleading name?

That explains it. Earlier today, someone tweeted that 97% of Planned Parenthood care is low-cost or no-cost, and I wanted to check that number before retweeting, but all their pages returned as unavailable. I thought, “How weird. Such a long-standing organization!” They’ve had a Web presence as long as there’s been a…

It’s hot as fuck and I have a migraine. Translation: I HAVE NO FUCKS AVAILABLE FOR DEALING WITH THESE SHITHEELS. Fuck off and leave me and my uterus alone, you sanctimonious hypocrites.

I’m so happy your city is finally acknowledging Jack the Ripper. It’s as if his memory and the murders he committed have been buried in the sands of time. When I visited, I only saw like, maybe 10 different Jack the Ripper tours. Shame.

As a London resident, I can say we don’t have nearly enough Jack the Ripper tourist traps. I wholeheartedly applaud this man’s innovative (and may I say... daring!) vision. This is a great day for female murder victims.

Oh my god. When I went to Planned Parenthood for a medical abortion (that’s two pills and completed at home) they in no way encouraged me to have an abortion or to have it done in-house. I assured them that I was not being pressured to have an abortion. They ask if it’s your choice, there are documents you have to…

This is not a partisan issue. Planned Parenthood does not sell fetal tissue. It is donated, with the consent of the women undergoing the procedure. There are not "two sides" to this story. Planned Parenthood is an incredibly important organization to millions of women and men all over the country. You, sir, are either…

ITS UNWANTED TISSUE!!!!! IT DOESNT MATTER WHERE IT FUCKING GOES AND WHO FUCKING USES IT!!!!!

Shut up, idiot.