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A Jezebel commenter graced an article I wrote with a list of “pros and cons” about the candidate that named Clinton’s only con as “hasn’t fulfilled her potential.”

Well it has been colluded by several other sources while the evil social justice warriors are only called out by basement dwelling man-children with anime avatars and out of touch celebrities.

Oh honey...

Still not the right article. It was like a man trying to stuff another man’s mouth with 34 hotdogs while he’s trying to piss in the toilet.

And maybe if the entirety of one side weren’t the worst pieces of shit you’d have a point.

How ironic that the weapon employed by those who claim to fight censorship is more censorship.

These aren’t acceptable sources. I’m not trying to be difficult, you just need to provide something that isn’t some Rando Calrissian’s personal blog or an obviously slanted Reddit.

If there was a real story behind any of the things you’re trying to wedge in here, they would have been picked up on. They haven’t been,

It’s a subculture that attracts a disproportionate amount of younger folks, teenagers to those in their low twenties, which itself contains a large proportion of the general asshats on the internet overall. I’m sure there’s plenty of asshats outside of that age group, but when it comes to self-righteous mudslinging

you bet your ass Lori petty is Tank Girl

I can’t even begin to tell you how happy I’d be if the Gawker sites went from the convoluted, unintuitive Kinja to Disqus.

If only you lived in Texas...LOL!

I should probably admit right now that I am fat myself. I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD

You have angered the Denton.

our friends at Kotaku UK say they’re rad.

I Fuck Fat People

I remember the first time I became consciously aware of my fat attraction. I was sixteen, sitting on the couch with

Ah, catfishing. Starts out as a lark, something fun to do while you’re bored, and then next thing you know you’re in England wearing a wool hat and a strap-on.

Kotaku tried so hard, but in the end just couldn't release an article without mentioning Flappy Bird.