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You should be proud. It's gotta be super hard to type with those big furry paws. Shouldn't you be in a zoo or something?

I'm feeling the "in the greys blues" myself. It's amazing how Jezebel is the only Gawker site where I ever regret clicking the "Show Pending" button: Amazing but not surprising. None of those shitty comments is proof-in-action that "rape culture" is an actual thing, nope nuh-uh no way never.

It's close to the informal definition, but a degree or shade of meaning off... Probably I first read the word in a novel and contextualized it without actually doing the knowledge and looking it up.

Yeah but I didn't use it in either of those ways; I always used it as a synonym for "unimpressed". Embarrassing.

Those were horrific crimes, definitely.

heheh -cockspackle-

Holy shit, I guess I have been misusing this word for years. Thanks!

If you have ever wondered what the hell to do with a bunch leftover ecstasy

That's a good theory, and I wouldn't discount it; But, as GingerIsAConstruct posits below, the fascination with danger to the self is a very strong motivator in this for a lot of people. My wife was obsessed with Ted Bundy, Richard Ramirez, and Angel Maturino Resendiz (The Railway Killer) and after talking about it

Holy crap it's the spaghetti man!

Actually, now that I think about it, I was always really drunk when I was in Philly, so maybe that was the problem...

I thought West Philly was the worst to bike in because of those damn trolley tracks, but I haven't hung out there in close to ten years.

So good. Used to have a print copy of this. Thank you.

This is one of the most cogent things I've read about this story. Thank you.

I'd always had the impression that in some eastern European countries it is not unheard of to eat an onion like an apple. Diff'rent Strokes, and all that.

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Fuck, I tried to keep the joke going; I've had too much cough medicine today and not enough coffee. Or I'm losing my edge. Narf. So I'll just pretend it went over my head and respond credulously:

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It's weirdly tangential, but did you know that the Doors HAD NO BASS?

Ach. I missed that. Mangione is dismayed.

I've always felt it looks like international signage for "clear any blockage from the trachea before applying mouth-to-mouth".

What about French Horn? I'm asking for Chuck Mangione a friend.