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He didn’t do that. This kinda of shit has been around for years now, just look at MetaHuman. This wasn’t a trailer it was just a tech demo and a chance for Kojima to point and say “oooh look see? real actors! also jordan peele! also arcane bullshit marketing”. Kojima is all smoke and mirrors, with very little

Man I can’t stand Kojima. I know i’m probably in the minority. I find his games uninteresting and weird for the sake of being weird, like if a 17 year old were handed the reins to a game studio. I have not enjoyed a single kojima game i’ve played, and his addiction to this weird, early 00s-esque easter egg marketing

God damn it. The frequency and blistering size of the damn patches are ridiculous. Everytime i want to play i have to update the damn game.

I enjoy Starfield if i’m in the right mood. But they really sucked the scale out of it with the fast travel system. The sign of a successful open world game is one in which you never want to use fast travel. If they had managed to marry the game that exists today with Star Citizen’s spaceflight (seamless and authentic

I don’t understand the hype around bg3. I played through the entirety of it alone and with friends. it was enjoyable but won’t ever crack even my top 20. I’m a big DND fan but i found bg3 to be reductive, the characters were a bit over the top, the horniness was out of control, and class combos that should be fun were

I see i’m not the only one depressed by you calling the DS “classic”.

Now playing

ididathing did this last year, to much more entertaining effect

The worst part about this is that you forced me learn what a “lewk” is. damn you and you’re children’s slang sir.

.....Jade is a mobile game. You think that mobile game is gonna unseat Origins?

“Best AC Ever” is quite subjective. Black Flag is really only an AC game in name. In addition, the environments felt incredibly sectioned off, so much that it didn’t really feel like real open world sailing exploration. Wind Waker did a much better job capturing that feeling. Black Flag ranks firmly in the middle of

By “they”, you mean the fragile rich boy who dictated this stupid thing. Dude is a shit engineer, he was just a rich enough boy who was able buy talented engineers to get off the ground. The cybertruck is a fucking nightmare to actually make into a workable vehicle, there’s a good reason why most cars aren’t fucking

What do you mean starting to? This inane obsession with some singer’s love life is fucking strange right from the jump.

Expansive? I found it quite restrictive. I don’t really care if my character has a dick or not, but not being able to change body type etc outside of Skinny and Skinny with muscles is hella restrictive

Thank God. I really hope Mirage does extraordinarily well, so we can permanently put the overbloated witcher wannabes firmly in the rearview. I’d love a remaster of Unity and a return to its more nuanced parkour system, as it is by a long way my favorite in the series.

Game prices SHOULD go up. Video games have been relatively immune to inflation, which is crazy. The reason DLC and loot boxes became a thing was to bridge that gap. Game should cost nearly 120 bucks now. Now I’m not naive enough to think that the genie is going to go back in the bottle at this point, but I’ve never

This dipshit is in congress but doesnt know you cant take pictures of a theatrical production? There needs to be a fucking general knowledge test to even qualify for running....would eliminate most republicans.

I swear to God gamers are the biggest complainers when it comes to having to spend money on their hobby. They bitch about game prices, upgrade prices, DLC. Like, maybe get into something that doesn’t cost money, like walking. Of course then they’d probably bitch about having to pay for shoes. It’s hilarious that these

.......why?

EVE feels far more like commanding a capital ship, not actually flying it. Starfield feels like a better version of NMS spaceflight and a more arcadeified version of Elite and Star Citizen. There is no momentum preservation, but if you get a ship with good thrusters you can do some wacky shit. It is a great companion

I really dig this ship, plus it is a not so subtle reference to the Razorcrest from The Mandalorian. (Mantis=Mando, Razorleaf=Razorcrest). Even has the same structure and bounty hunting ties.