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While i admire her gumption, it takes Qanon lvls of stupid to think you get to just keep that money. It was obviously an accounting error.

Oh my jesus. Why?! Why why why do you people give a shit about this person? She’s just a rich daddy’s girl with nothing interesting to say. I’m...at a loss as to why this article exists.

Firstly, are you cats using some kind of template of late to write headlines? I’ve seen more “ __________ ain’t it” and “_______ did/did not get me through it”. ;) <3

Fat shaming is never okay. Overweight people shouldn’t feel less than or devalued. But at the same time, yes, yes it is important to course correct with our kids health. Yes this last year sucked. Yes it was stressful. But we can’t keep wallowing in unhealthy habits and hand wave away any responsibility. Yes weight

Yo whatever gets your motor running I guess.

Holy shit if this is a spiritual successor to Space Station Silicon Valley, fucking sign me up.

Here’s the thing. Lootboxes could by and large be considered a byproduct of the video game industry’s strange immunity to inflation. Back in the early 90s, games were anywhere from 50-60$. If they had kept up with inflation, games would be $100 or more a pop now. In addition to the stagnation of game prices,

Eat like a responsible adult, get regular exercise, drink water. Is it really considered a lifehack to do the bare minimum of being a semi-responsible adult human?

White dude here. This article fucking hits the nail on the head. White people in this country, and specifically White, “Christian” conservatives are a stale gumbo of irrational contradictions.

After reading this story and understanding roughly 5.6% of it i’m ready to bow out from popular culture on the basis that i have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore lol. That one dude looks hella homeless, but in a rich sort of way. Like he would be really sticky.

Fucking good. Having a giant explorable world rife with pokemon tucked away in every corner is exactly what we need from this tired franchise. I’ve been saying for years: Take BoTW. Put Pokemon in it. Let me customize a character so i dont have to be a 10 year old. Profit. Let me use pokemon for other shit, training

I’m team Rowlett forever and hope this game strays away from the flaccid esport scene that has held pokemon games back for decades. Give us more action based battles and get rid of the snoozefest rock paper scissors nonsense.

Fucking finally a step in the right direction away from the tired RPG rehashing they’ve been doing since Red/Blue. The trailer was...rough. But it already looks legions more interesting than Sword/Shield. A persistant open world where your battles take place where they actually take place instead of whisking you away

....do...do people know what a Switch is? Far superior games, readily available....

At least your pokecards are a tangible item that you can play a game with or potentially build a valuable collection on.

I’m shocked. To me Valhalla is demonstrably more enjoyable. Odyssey was a HUGE flatline for me. Lame main characters, flaccid combat system, and tedious Isu bullshit. The superpowers alone really turned me off that game. Valhalla introduces the hidden ones at the jump, with a compelling reason why they’re there. The

Lol i’m on the opposite side. I found origins to be aimless and odyssey to be just flat out lame. I hate the ‘superpowers’ introduced in odyssey and found both main characters to be annoying.

Yuck.

Loving ACV, easily my favorite in the series since Unity. Something i’ve noticed about Kotaku is that it seems every image related to ACV is always female Eivor. All well and good i was just wondering if that’s something that kotaku agreed on for continuity, or if everyone writing about ACV just preferred the female