In Animal Farm, Napoleon blames Snowball for everything that goes wrong, after Snowball has been banished from the farm. Once Snowball is esconced as the scapegoat, Napoleon begins his purges of the occupants of the farm.

Sleep well tonight. Let yourself be lulled off to slumber by the wails of crying children forcibly separated from their parents.

Keep a few 20s in your wallet, your kids will find it

You handled that well, got a rise out of the commentariat, clearly elevated the level of punditry, and didn’t even get tired.

It’s entirely possible to have an actual conversation about this.

“If you’ve done nothing wrong...” is the wrong question.

Of course it was difficult. Manafort is an American Citizen and as such, has Constitutional Rights that have to be respected.

Yes, that’s a good one. Christians don’t consider Catholics to be “Christian.” And yet, all of today’s Christian denominations split off from the Catholic Church during the Protestant Reformation of the 16th Century, meaning that none of them can claim an original disciple of Christ (St. Peter) as the first leader…

These people regularly go apeshit claiming that Muslims are trying to institute Sharia law.

Don’t forget this is the guy who claimed (for years) Obama was a secret Muslim, and when the Pope told him building walls wasn’t very Christ-like, insisted the Pope had no right to tell somebody else whether they’re Christian or not.

Still like the original best...

Few things are as poignant as the love between a boy and his (dad’s) Cortina. 1600 cc’s of pure manual-shifting driving joy with the most melodic glass-pack mufflers EVER. (Plus, it was an import, so it was EXOTIC!!!!!)

It’s not just that he said “animals.” Animals is not an insult, it’s a label. He labelled people coming to this country, all of them, as being less than human.

Hey Cortana, you’d look really pretty if you smiled more!

You can actually superheat water in the microwave and create a dangerous boiling water explosion. It’s not that hard to do.

When they came for the Bad Hombres, I didn’t protest because I’m not an MS-13 member.

Inclined to agree, based on the wealthy people who committed suicide in the last week or so

Not to mention in the middle of wars with Canada and Mexico

It’s amazing that this guy supports brutal oppression, the murder of his own citizens, punitive starvation, and complete isolation.

Not news. Life hacks.